BATMAN & ROBIN as Gay Couple, Secret Sex Lives of Superheroes in New Novel

Newsarama ^ | August 5, 2013 | Vaneta Rogers

[tumblindice]

See, speed was all the Flash had going for him while Superman had a number of powers.
While we’re back in grade school ... Goofy. What was he? Micky was a mouse. Donald a duck. A dog? Some sort of man-dog? A werewolf?

[BenLurkin]

“Gay” marriage accomplished — now comes the mainstreaming of pederasty.

[Zeneta]

Their goal is the “normalization” of a perverted lifestyle.

Same-Sex Marriage allows for same sex education in our schools.

The media and Hollywood can wait to dump years worth of content on us.

It’s different, it’s relatively new and now it is LEGAL.

To question this effort will label you as a bigot and judgmental.

I thought it very interesting that when “Ellen” came out, she didn’t want to make her show about her sexuality and rarely talked about it.

This is about to change.

Very sad state of affairs.

[Ticonderoga34]

Same here. They were an odd couple. And ‘Batman’ was just a rich guy with a lot of expensive toys and no super powers, a poser. Superman was the real deal. But I always wondered if he could beat the Flash in a foot race.

I remember a comic from the mid-60's that had Superman and Flash race each other in a foot race. The other super heroes were the judges.

The result? It was too close to call, the super heroes couldn't come to a decision.

Now that's good clean comic book fun.

[tumblindice]

I’ll bet the Flash was depressed too. He had no super strength, couldn’t fly(?), no x-ray or heat vision.
Invulnerable? To heat generated by his speed, Ok. But all these guys seemed to have a specialty and that showboat Superman ties him on the one thing he does best.

[who knows what evil?]

Well? Did Superman save the trolley?

[RetiredTexasVet]

More queer sh!t .... of interest only the queer folks.

[highball]

Superman was the real deal. But I always wondered if he could beat the Flash in a foot race.

They used to race regularly to find out.



As I recall, they always found a way to avoid answering the question: they tied, or had to interrupt the race to foil an alien invasion or something. It wasn't until the original Flash died and his sidekick Kid Flash took over the role that we got a real winner:

[Bratch]

The Batgirl comic recently added a "transgender" character.

[massmike]

[tumblindice]

Supe shoulda had Jimmy Olson hold his cape. It might have made the difference!
Thanks for sharing that. Good for the kid. Usually age and treachery triumph.

[stormer]

[Smokin' Joe]

Now, my grandchildren will be exposed to superheroes that are perverts in the bedroom by night and just fabulous in their tights by day.

....as little as possible.

If DC wants their characters to roll in this crap, then buy elsewhere.

If there is no elsewhere, the kids will do without.

I must note there seems to be nothing these perverts aren't compulsively urinating on. IMHO, that bespeaks a compulsion that goes far beyond two standard deviations from the psychological mean.

All the wheedling bullsh*t about "just wanting to be tolerated" has become a vile slime they insist on slathering over every iota of western civilization. Time for them to get back in the damned closet.

[Rodamala]

Well? Did Superman save the trolley?

Yes, but only after a musical interlude where he dressed up in drag and belted out a rousing rendition of The Trolley Song.

[Smokin' Joe]

The gay-ists just have to cast their darkness onto every normal human interaction.

Every mentor, every man who knows the brotherhood of facing mutual danger, be it in combat, on a fireline, on a fishing boat, wherever, has had their brotherhood cheapened by prancing faggots insisting there are far more queers than there are, trying to cast a shadow over fraternal relationships.

[Smokin' Joe]

If Goofy was a dog, how come Pluto couldn’t talk, too? Never did figure that one out.

[a fool in paradise]

The coloring job on those panels is atrocious and there is no style (except technical pen) to the inking.

It's like the computer "shadow" added to animation since the 1990s. There was at least a point at which it didn't conform to actual motivated light and was unequally applied. But it was considered "more realistic" than the animation of old.

Computers don't make everything better.

Wally Wood put today's hacks to shame (he killed himself in the early 1980s).