Posted on 07/12/2013 12:59:05 PM PDT by Perdogg
You can Jump The Shark, but it’s really difficult to Jump the Tornado.
Then again, Fonzie hasn’t tried to do it yet.
If they blame it on global warming, they could air it on Discovery Channel or PBS.
Sharkstorm
Did you catch the line when he’s trying to collect his daughter and ex?
The new beau tells him to piss off he has no rights to the daughter unless it’s the 20th, it’s the wrong time of the month.
Action ensues, ending the the beau getting mulched and a shark getting multiple head shots.
Our Hero gazes at the watery, gory living room and muses “It looks like it’s that time of month!”
We joined the movie about halfway in, so missed the first half. Didn’t see that but it would have illicited the same response. This became a cult classic. I want to see the first half just to see what I missed.
It’s basically a movie that provides it’s own MST3K dialogue.
A ship full of experimental organic explosives sinks in the Pacific, leading to a shark feeding frenzy. This "school" of shark bombs then goes on the attack of boaters, surfers and beach goers. But they explode when they attack!
You would think that a shark exploding when it attacks is a self-fixing problem. NOT when you are the one being attacked!
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