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Beyonce's alleged tour demands include red toilet paper, titanium drinking straws
UPI.com ^
| May 1, 2013
| Kate Stanton
Posted on 05/03/2013 2:41:08 PM PDT by rickmichaels
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To: rickmichaels
Maybe she suffers from bleeding hemorrhoids and doesn’t want to see blood on white toilet paper.
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:00:43 PM PDT
by
Jyotishi
(Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
To: Venturer
Correct without a production company, they are nothing.
If showing off your “whence we came”, is talent all women would be billionaires.
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:01:19 PM PDT
by
svcw
(If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
To: svcw
Helen Thomas too?
Sorry that was uncalled for...I apologize ;)
To: rickmichaels
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:03:46 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono
You subscribe to South American Trannny Review too? I let my sub expire...
To: Norm Lenhart
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:08:15 PM PDT
by
Jyotishi
(Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
To: faithhopecharity
"Ill leave the balls to suck on for other, wiser (or more experienced) commentators..."
*Snicker*
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:11:54 PM PDT
by
hummingbird
(So much conspiracy and not enough time.)
To: rickmichaels
and how would the stooopid cow know if the straws were titanium??? feh
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:16:08 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Jyotishi
Red toilet paper is available online for about $16 for three rolls.That's not so bad if you subscribe to Sheryl Crow's one-square-per-dump ethic.
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:16:36 PM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
To: svcw
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:17:27 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono
She does not want the Paparazzi to know her time of the month!
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:18:39 PM PDT
by
Conserev1
("Still Clinging to my Bible and my Weapon")
To: Darren McCarty
I wouldn’t bet on her “sexuality”
from what little I have seen of these modern “singers” ....
(I do try desperately to tune them OUT),
their “sexuality” can range from one end of the Zoo to the other.
To: rickmichaels
Eh, Streisand needed rose petals in the water to sh*t through, so really anything else is piking. So Beyonce wants titanium straws? Heck, I had titanium hips installed, so she’s just drinking through my a$$.
Let her. She’s mine now.
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:25:26 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: left that other site
if old == overexposed, tired to see her everywhere, then yup
if old == physically old, 31 ain’t old.
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:26:10 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Norm Lenhart
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:29:43 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Secret Agent Man
Oh, most definitely the first meaning.
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:36:16 PM PDT
by
left that other site
((Ban the ubiquitous and deadly solvent, Di-hydrogen monoxide!!!))
To: left that other site
the Powers That Be may be setting her up to do something REALLY stupid Watch out, Beyonce ! So the Diva going take an DIE-va, huh!
Watch out, Bouncee!Watch out!!
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:37:52 PM PDT
by
RedMonqey
("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
To: rickmichaels
These are usually ignored by promoters. For instance, colleges won’t provide alcohol
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:38:55 PM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(You never see a massacre at a gun show.)
To: RedMonqey
Once they have worn out their welcome with the fans (Through gaffes, demands, poor performances, Bad decisions, etc) they are WORTH MUCH MORE to their handlers as “The Late Great”. Witness the HUGE Surge of Downloads and cd sales immediately after the death of a diva.
I hope I don’t sound TOO cynical.
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:41:47 PM PDT
by
left that other site
((Ban the ubiquitous and deadly solvent, Di-hydrogen monoxide!!!))
To: left that other site
Hey come on. Whitney would have lasted much much longer had she not hooked up with Boooobeeeey.
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posted on
05/03/2013 3:43:15 PM PDT
by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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