What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

My browser just burped.
That’s odd.

[ArGee]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[Tax-chick]

[Tax-chick]

About midnight, Tom and I reached the airport to pick up Monkey Face. We’d have been there sooner, but Tom required a bathroom stop, so we went to the all-night Bi-Lo and I got some chocolate and stuff while he used the facilities. Things are weird at Bi-Lo at midnight.

The advantage of the hour was there was no traffic, so we made it to bed by about 1:30, after giving ‘Face a Restorative. We old ladies were up before 7:00, but Tom didn’t make it until 10:30. He’ll have to mow the lawn today.

We’ve been to Walmart, and after lunch and putting Kathleen to bed, we’ll go get our nails done.

[Darksheare]

There is no escape.
[But there are fire exits there, there, there, and over there. Please observe all safety rules to avoid falling into the giant vat of who-knows-what-it-is-but-it-moves-by-itself.]

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, Cyber! I’m glad to be here. Not much in the way of liquor, as time was so short, but I could have used another drink, for sure. :o]

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, NtI. Life is good!

[ArGee]

Wait, there is a pool?

Look out. It's a trap. It's really a gene pool.

[Monkey Face]

I would have tried that, but my left shoulder is still not in great shape, so I took a plane! ;o]

[Monkey Face]

(If I know you, you’ll probably kick me to death.)

[Monkey Face]

I will add you to my ping list as well, 47. Welcome to the Undead Thread

[ArGee]

But there are fire exits there, there, there, and over there.

Oh, no. I'm not falling for those fire exits again. That's a trap.

[ArGee]

What is he, a mule?

[Cyber Liberty]

I just flew in from NYC last night, and boy are my arms tired!

Thank you, thank you...I’ll be here all week. Please don’t forget to tip the waitresses....

[ArGee]

Please don’t forget to tip the waitresses....

Not if they're carrying my drinks, you don't. I hate it when someone tips the waitress and my beer gets spilled all over the floor.

[Monkey Face]

No. An old comic strip (still intact?) by Hart. A character watched as some clams eyed him, and when they thought they couldn’t see him, they sprouted legs and walked away.

He yells, “CLAMS GOT LEGS!” One clam turned to the other and said, “Now you done it. What will we do when the other clams find out?”
First calm. “If I know them, they’ll kick me to death.”

[JoeProBono]

I've had some really nasty experiences on airplanes.

Got off my last plane in 1973 and swore I'd never get on another — nor have I.

If I can't take a boat or motor vehicle there then I don't go there. Of course I stay off of Carnival lines as a rule.

[Monkey Face]

(Sorry...I had a ukulele in my left ear and my concentration went out the window. Signing off for now.)

[Darksheare]

I thought it was only a trap if there was an attractive model standing there waving the panicked mob towards the door?

[Darksheare]

Immediately afterwards the twangy sounds of a ukelele being kablonged over someones head were heard, followed by restful peace and quiet.

At least, that’s how it would go in a slapstick comedy in the vein of Tom and Jerry.