Posted on 04/03/2013 7:13:05 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
RE: Shouldnt you have posted what Huffinton wrote for him and not the incoherent rantings if that is what you wanted people to read?
Huffington Post is NOT WELCOME in FR. That’s why I had to post the link to it.
The least people could do is read the threads before commenting.
And no, I am not covering for him. All I want is for people not to attack a strawman if they want to be serious about it.
Now if all they want is to mock the man, by all means, mock this incoherent article.
All the man deserves is to be mocked. Nothing he writes, coherent or incoherent, is to be taken seriously.
Huffington Post is not welcome on FR because it’s garbage.
I thought it read like a babblefish translation.
Woodrow, I once said, "I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life,"... you do recall that, right?
I do recall... you saying that.
Well, confound it! That Jim Carrey fool... is going to live after all.
That's a fact, Gus... he sure isn't educated at all--
Fellas, we can rest assured, when it comes to book learning... old Jim Bo has been firing blanks for a long time--
Not only is he uneducated... he hasn't a steel ball to his name.
Gus, if you cannot shoot... try it the way I used in Oz... to get her done.
That's genius, Dorthy! Even in California, they haven't banned house dropping... yet!
If California does ban house dropping... just throw a bucket of water on Carrey.
If all else fails, I'll just eat the bum but I'm betting that scrawny arse of his... will give me indigestion for a month--
He sounds like the other nut, the one in the White House. That’s what he keeps saying while going to Connecticut to push for more gun laws.
If not I will not assume that their version is a parody and will only believe the HuffPuff version is Carrey’s own writing when the email he sent it to them is released with complete header information.
Leaks and misdirected cc emails account for the much of the limited truth us lowly proles get from the Ministry of Truth and its agents.
[ And to the bullies who will try to marginalize and discredit me through pronouncing, Shut up, you might be just an actor, while they brag about what a really perfect president the ACTOR Ronald Reagan used to be ]
Ronald Reagan was a govenor of your state before he became president. It is not like he walked off the set of some soundstage and into politics on Jan 1st, 1980....
Then why are a certain SanFran Congresscritter and two US Senators still wasting oxygen?
Gee, Sarge, Oz is a long, long, long way from California, but I am... clicking my heels as fast as I can!
Yeah, Sarge, it took her years of clicking... to just visit me here in Spain.
And, Sarge, Dorthy is supposed to first click up here in space... to bring me some Oz Brandy.
And when she get back from space, Sarge, she is lending me the red slippers... to complete my outfit for the Choreographers Ball--
And we are... going to win this year!
Nice.
My take on it is that he wrote the piece on his cellphone in stream of consciousness mode and then hit “send” without bothering scroll back to the top to check it for logical flow along with wording, grammatical, and spelling errors.
He did himself no favors with this editorial. He should cut his losses and quit providing more material for his opponents to use against him and his “cause.”
Don’t go away mad, Jim.
Just go away.
Bender, mah man, you’re making my eyes and brain hurt, but you look FABULOUS doing it...
This goof ball must have us confused with someone who gives a shite what he says.
[Here is the article Jim Carrey REALLY wrote:]
Yeah, we got it the first time.
No its not Canadian nor even Austrian. It sounds like the manic babbling of a Bipolar person who is in his manic phase and not on his meds. Carrey does say he is manic-depressive. His father was and the condition does run in families. The writing seems to resemble a condition called confabulation sometimes called “honest lying”.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confabulation
http://voices.yahoo.com/little-known-facts-jim-carrey-441366.html
Ace Ventura, I knew Ronald Reagan.
You’re no Ronald Reagan.
Is this English?
The person that wrote the article writes like an illiterate third grader.
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