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Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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To: ArGee
1,741
posted on
03/25/2013 7:53:14 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: no-to-illegals
We just bring ‘em out here, back in the hills and let the wild animals have ‘em. Probably more entertaining than giving them to the bllggrthi. The bllggrthi muffle the screams.
1,742
posted on
03/25/2013 7:53:33 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: JoeProBono
Heh - givens ome of the Airmen I knew, Lackadaisical AFB is more like it.
1,743
posted on
03/25/2013 7:54:25 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: ArGee
That terrorist we had chained up in the basement last week, Papa and I decided to have some fun with ‘em. We took that terrorist some deep down in the hollow, we knew he would never find his way out. Papa and I sat on the front porch and listened to the terrorist yell and scream nearly all night. The critters had a hard time catch ‘em. The terrorist; we gave him a sporting chance. Gave him some homemade bombs made out of ole Number #9. I think the terrorist drank the bombs. Papa and I agreed that had to be the only reason it took the critters all night to take ‘em down. Papa said about morning .. Dang why did we waist all that whiskey?
1,744
posted on
03/25/2013 7:54:47 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: ArGee
Heh - givens ome of the Airmen I knew, Lackadaisical AFB is more like it. AArrrrggggghhhhh!! Th etyp omonsterh as gotteni ntom yk eyboard!!!
1,745
posted on
03/25/2013 7:58:16 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: no-to-illegals
Was it an Ay-rab terrorist or a Democrat terrorist?
Or even better, maybe it was a Revenoor terrorist. Was it?
1,746
posted on
03/25/2013 7:59:17 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: ArGee
I was at Lackland the summer of ‘63 at the tender age of 17. How time does fly.
1,747
posted on
03/25/2013 8:02:06 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: ArGee
Me and Papa don’t choose favorites. We treat ‘em all equally.
1,748
posted on
03/25/2013 8:02:55 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: moose07; Tax-chick
This morning, I decided I was tired of taking orders from cats and the dog and, when they attempted to roust me OOB, I pulled the covers over my head. Tigger attacked my foot.
When did we lose control of the house?
1,749
posted on
03/25/2013 8:05:44 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
To: no-to-illegals
1,750
posted on
03/25/2013 8:08:41 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
To: ArGee
Maybe she’s screening her calls.
1,751
posted on
03/25/2013 8:11:40 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
To: Silentgypsy
When did we lose control of the house? Clearly, you mean to ask when did you lose the illusion of control of the house.
1,752
posted on
03/25/2013 8:12:55 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: Silentgypsy
Maybe she’s screening her calls. Well that's why I was calling from the likker shop. I was hoping she'd pick up then.
1,753
posted on
03/25/2013 8:13:49 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: Silentgypsy
I pulled the covers over my head. When Mom was still with me and Papa she used to do that. Said them terrorists screaming down in the hollow kept her awake ... Mom got on Papa's nerves something fear-ace. Papa used to go in and ask Mom ... What you want me and the boy to do ... Let them terrorist go? Mom always said ... No Papa, you bringing the boy up right. Papa would come back out on the front and say ... here boy have another drink.
1,754
posted on
03/25/2013 8:13:51 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Silentgypsy
1,755
posted on
03/25/2013 8:14:25 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
1,756
posted on
03/25/2013 8:19:33 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
We can’t pull the covers over our heads. The breathing noises wake them up and they get munchy. When we leave them down around our waists, then we can take quick action if they start nibbling on our toes.
1,757
posted on
03/25/2013 8:23:54 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: ArGee
We had a bad case of bed bugs too recently.
1,758
posted on
03/25/2013 8:25:21 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: ArGee
Have found that if you use Junior Johnson’s formula for moonshine, it causes them bed bugs to stop reproducing. The ones left then die off. Just takes one treatment and no more bed bugs.
1,759
posted on
03/25/2013 8:30:41 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: ArGee
1,760
posted on
03/25/2013 8:30:44 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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