Russian PM not joking – extraterrestrials live among us according to MIB documentary

exopolitics.org ^ | January 2, 2013. | Dr Michael Salla on

[no-to-illegals]

you receive a reality check? Shucks, me no get no check. Could use the money too. I’m contacting C.S.

[Darksheare]

Out fo the Silent Planet and the sequels I have somewhere as well.

And, yes, The Screwtape Letters.

[no-to-illegals]

Does the program come with a check? Will need the payola especially if am going up against the tar baby. It’s the only part of the new upgrade I’m happy with on the spy computer. Called the Throw Me In the Brier Patch, patch.

[ArGee]

If you want a real mental tune-up, read “The Abolition of Man.” Also, it will scare the bejeezus out of you.

[ArGee]

If the DHS Tar Baby won't stop your spy computer then I know of only one other thing that can keep it from its achieving its nefarious purpose. I hesitate to mention it. It's a truly horrific option. But sometimes you have to bring out the really big guns.

The horror. The horror. <shudder>

[no-to-illegals]

Gee ... I’m doomed.

[Darksheare]

Lovecraft was right!
Ia! The Three lobed burning eye!

[no-to-illegals]

you are just saying that cause you didn’t wind up in the middle.

[ArGee]

Speaking of plants.

[no-to-illegals]

yea, inevitable ... that stuff happens. Now spy computer has to navigate the deep do.

[Darksheare]

Hey, trifurcated eyes staring at you from three sides is bad enough.
Even worse when you broke their window playing ball.

[no-to-illegals]

Let it dry out, collect the patties, and burn them. Makes great fuel. The smell ain't all that bad either. Watch out for the environweenies though. The environweenies have them for lunch, and burning an environweenies' lunch causes much grief for the environweenies. What is fun though is to throw all the patties on the fire and watch the environweenies try to eat the through the fire. Warning though ... environweenies smell terrible when wet or eating in the fire.

[no-to-illegals]

I’ll go to the corner, and misbehave over there.

[Darksheare]

Not THAT corner.
Never that corner, no matter what the whispering over there tells you.
Always use the one with the desk and the proper lighting.

[no-to-illegals]

Dang, relegated to the desk, again. The other corner has the dunce hat and stool.

[Darksheare]

The desk has a hidden entertainment system.
The OTHER corner with the whispering is a moebius corner.

[ArGee]

I think I finally got my coffee recipe right. It bit my tongue.

Either I got the recipe right or there’s something in my mug.

[Darksheare]

It’s correct.

Now if you give it to the local deer, they will act very strange.
They may even stop for a little nibble of one of yur neighbors.
[Pay it no mind, it’s not contagious. But your neighbors will wonder where the heck the zombie wildlife came from.]

[ArGee]

The OTHER corner with the whispering is a moebius corner.

In my room, the corner with the whispering has singularity tunnels that lead to parallel dimensions. I took the tour a couple of times, but each time I go out, another one of me comes in.

The last one of me wasn't so nice to be around, so my family asked me to stay put.

[moose07]

Environweenies dining on meadow muffins....LOL

“smell terrible when wet”
I can verify that! This is a University city and sometimes the smell after the rain is not what it should be...