Posted on 12/13/2012 10:32:53 PM PST by JoeProBono
“Suddenly the phone rang and I mucked things up....
The man said he will continue to help his wife with the ironing, but not while watching boxing on TV.”
I really have to give this guy credit. He takes responsibility for his own error and then talks about what HE is going to do differently to ensure he does not make the mistake again!
I found my car keys. I was holding them in my hand. Looked everywhere. Couldn't find them so decided to just leave without them and walk to the store. Noticed I had 'em when I was locking the front door on the way out.
IIRC, you flipped this book over and it was The Official Italian Joke Book.
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