Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)

AsiaOne ^ | Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012

[Monkey Face]

Wellwellwell...Lookie who is here! Welcome back!
I, of all people, know what it’s like to have “medical downturns,” which is why I will not arbitrarily remove someone from the ping list. I will be sure to ask the FReepeers if they want to stay on it or be removed.

And I could never remove you! Your sense of humor is an absolute boon to this place!

And I truly hope you are feeling better. We have missed you.

*hug*

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Must see video

[Monkey Face]

OOOOOOHHHyah!
I had to make a whole new category in my favorites for that...

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Back on jury duty. I expect to be scarce today.

[ColdOne]

A little rain today. Still smoke. we need raid. Real smokey.

I sure hope you all have a great day......

In other news hunting... 4 neighbors have gotten bull elks.

[Tax-chick]

So sorry about the medical downturn. I hope things are turning up again.

I’m about to make the dogs unhappy by running the vacuum.

[Darksheare]

Suditions.
Now it needs a definition.

[Darksheare]

Welcome, Altariel, to the Undead Thread Ping List!
[Typos are free of charge]

You are added!
{this is also a random ping to wake people up, slackers!}

[Darksheare]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odcK9KQx47c

Something Diabolical?

[Darksheare]

Now nully, they’re new to our parts so they don’t know yet how lots of things really are my fault despite my denials to the otherwise.
[An added plus, they haven’t had my coffee yet!]

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Something Diabolical?”

What, your coffee ?

[Silentgypsy]

So good to see you!!!!!!!!!!!
When you get grumpy, why don’t you come here to complain? Then, when something good happens, come here to rejoice and party!
What’s going on?

[Silentgypsy]

Back on jury duty.

You must be a disembodied intellect to have lasted so long in the jury pool. I'm a crotchety old bat and they're glad to get rid of me--just like the guy in the video.

[Silentgypsy]

Good to see you!
I’ve never wanted a bull elk because they’re difficult to housetrain and they always want to ride in the front.

[Darksheare]

Hey, it’s only responsible for people babbling incoherently and the creation of zombie deer.

That doesn’t make it diabolical coffee, does it?

[Altariel]

Just so long as it doesn’t create zombie dogs.....

Though, on the other hand, that could mean I am finally free of the Disapproving Doberman glare.

[stephenjohnbanker]

OK, I guess not.

[Monkey Face]

Hiya, Hottie!

Wassup? You got rain? Cooler weather? Wind?

You should have been here for Barrett-Jackson! Oh. Wait. You live right close to B-J. My bad...

[Monkey Face]

Scarce today, invisible tomorrow...as long as you throw your hat in here once in a while, we’re good with jury duty.

[Monkey Face]

I’m hoping you get more rain, and that the fires are soon out.

And I really do like elk meat!