Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)

AsiaOne ^ | Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012

[Tax-chick]

Pat will be hurt, but he will also be able to lecture about the expected lifespan of long-boned dogs and incidence of cancer and natter natter natter and also the cost of veterinary care.

Hope you have a good night!

[trisham]

They usually respond to me by saying “and how do you feel about that?”. :)

[NicknamedBob]

My pets look at me as if to say, "I didn't understand one word of that. What is wrong with you, Man?"

[Altariel]

Pinglist? Absolutely.

(Wait. This isn’t the “First Freepers to be delivered to the Zombies” pinglist, is it?)

[NicknamedBob]

"Wait. This isn’t the “First Freepers to be delivered to the Zombies” pinglist, is it?"

Of course not. That role is reserved for traveling salesmen who come to call.

[Silentgypsy]

I’m thinking suditions ought to be illegal.

You can apply for a license to carry concealed suditions in VA which is supposed to have reciprocity in 17 other states, but the other 17 states are really picky and state that the VA license is not nearly picky enough. Go figure. Today we brought fried Italian doughnuts to Earthwoman and her son and grandson. They also liked the mini cantaloupes (garden giving it's last gasp). Elderly neighbor's horse, dogs, cat and peacocks doing fine. All is well.... Good night and sweet dreams, y'all!

[Tax-chick]

I think he's plotting a Monday for us all.

[Monkey Face]

I think he's plotting a Monday for us all.

And this is IT!

http://cheezburger.com/42175489?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+failblog+%28The+FAIL+Blog+-+Fail+Pictures+%26+Videos+at+Failblog.ORG%29

[Monkey Face]

(Man...I hate when that happens!)

[Monkey Face]

I could also add you to my ping list. I usually post it twice a month, in case some of the Undeaders are slacking in their reading assignments. ;o]

[Tax-chick]

I include recent visitors to the Undead Thread in the ping for the morning kitteh, but unless the visitors become regulars, I eventually forget about them. The Kitteh Ping list is off the top of my head each morning, so it varies.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

I just checked my ping list, and there are SOOO many who don’t even pop in from time to time, that I’m tempted to pare it down. Maybe I should, when the next ping is due.

Have you got a date for the raffle, yet?

[null and void]

Pare it down? Remove the undead from the undead ping list? Are you insane?

[Monkey Face]

If they’re not posting, they’re dead, so they can’t be Undead. I’m deadly series. This is a hugh deaduction on my part, of course.

[Altariel]

Thanks for the morning kitteh ping!

What I want to know is who planted diabolical plans in the kitteh’s head—or vice versa; what Freeper is now out and about doing Kitteh’s bidding?

;)

[Monkey Face]

It’s Basement Cat. It plants diabolical plans in others...
We ALL do Kitteh’s bidding. We just don’t often realize it!

[null and void]

Keep sionnsar please?

To speak of the dead is to bring them to life. ~ Egyptian proverb.

[null and void]

What I want to know is who planted diabolical plans in the kitteh’s head

Darksheare, DUH!

[Scoutmaster]

Some of just are simply so grumpy from several medical downturns that we have had no sense of humor for a couple of months.

Hence, we read but don't post.

[Monkey Face]

There is NO WAY I would remove sionnsar! I met with him several times, and I was devasted by his passing. He was One in a Million.

I have several pics off him, as well, and treasure them.

His sionsareen is a study in strength and courage.