Over the weekend, Mitt Romney was actually spotted bodyboarding in California. Yeah, Romney would have gone surfing, but you know — he hates standing for something.Over the weekend, Mitt Romney was actually spotted bodyboarding in California. Yeah, Romney would have gone surfing, but you know — he hates standing for something.A couple I know were at my house, I had a few friends over. The couple told us that they
have 4 sons and needed advice on how to get a daughter.
Friend#1: Keep trying!
Friend#2: Change your Doctor!
Friend#3: Follow a special diet.
Friend#4: Practice yoga!
But apparently my “Let me try” wasn’t very good advice.
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I went into the kitchen this morning and found my wife face down not breathing. I panicked! Didn’t know what to do!!!!!!
Then I remembered Mcdonalds does breakfast till 10:30!
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My wife asked me to act out my wildest fantasies. So I filed for divorce.
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| I'm starving. We ain't 'ad nothin' but maggoty RINOs for three stinkin' decades!
What about their Romneys? They don't need those. Ooh… They look tasty!
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!!
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a Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. The Bartender says, “what is this, some kind of joke?”
TRANQUILITY
Just in case you are having a rough day, here’s a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the Democrat you’re holding underwater.
There!! See? It really does work. You’re smiling already.
