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[Borax Queen]

LOL!!

[Tax-chick]

I’m progressing slowly through a biography of Cardinal Richelieu. I think the note that “This is the author’s first book in English” might have been a clue to its palatability.

[Lakeshark]

All that bad coffee and he still blows it.

It was supposed to say swimming and kayaking safe........

[Darksheare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqr7TDRDvw&feature=related

That next one sorta goes along with it.

And my muse is most.. difficult.
KP seems to have run across her.

[Darksheare]

Welcome.
I write while listening to music.

[Darksheare]

Swimming is okay, but no scuba.
I swear I had nothing to do with it.

[Darksheare]

[Tax-chick]

Too many affectionate chicks?

[NicknamedBob]

I’m thinking there’s an Easter Bunny connection somehow.

[NicknamedBob]

Those guys are interesting, but I like it quiet when I write.

"My mind is a raging torrent, flodded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a whirlpool of creative alternatives."

From Blazing Saddles.

[Darksheare]

I had a Nicki Sixx song in my head when I captioned that one.

[Darksheare]

My muse, Mab apparently, seemingly won’t let me have anything unless I have something playing while trying to write.

[Silentgypsy]

At last, an answer that sounds possible. (Well, the first half of it anyway.)

[NicknamedBob]

My writing is based on the practiced state of reverie I developed while going to school.

They called it “daydreaming”. I call it being creative.

[Silentgypsy]

What did you do when the teacher called on you to respond to a question that had something to do w/what was going on in the classroom when you were daydreaming. I blushed and was embarrassed.

[NicknamedBob]

The worst time I had of this was while I was in the Army. The instructional pace was so slow and basic that it was hard to stay on course.

The clue for that situation is to catch it in the first opportunity, and respond with more detail than the questioner is ready to handle.

If you advance the class beyond what the glacial pace is following, the instructor is thrown off schedule.

Do that once or twice, and they will never call on you again.

[Tax-chick]

You’re so rational, Bob.

[NicknamedBob]

It’s a tough world for that kind of affliction.

[ThomasThomas]

“A book should be a garden that fits in the hands. Word-petals of color. Stems of strength. roots of truth. Turn a page and turn the seasons. Read the sentence and enjoy the roses. ” ― Max Lucado

[NicknamedBob]

“A book should be a garden that fits in the hands. Word-petals of color. Stems of strength. roots of truth. Turn a page and turn the seasons. Read the sentence and enjoy the roses. ” ― Max Lucado

"For this is why you’re living here in the folded lands;
the flat landscape that opens up, uncovered by your hands."

As Long As I Live

In one of my first adventures,
I traveled as a fox,
I then became a cat or two,
(I think outside the box!)

Of course, back in my caveman days,
So much I did not know!
The warm inviting firelight,
The cold, warmth-drinking snow.

As Robin Hood, my Merry Men,
Could entertain me well,
In hidden bowers of the wood,
Where I and they did dwell.

I didn’t like the dying,
But that’s a part of life.
You take the bitter and the sweet,
And struggle with the strife,

For this is why you’re living,
Here in the folded lands,
The flat landscape that opens up,
Uncovered by your hands.

Transferring wisdom through those funnels,
You call eyes into your head,
To give you memories of past lives,
As gifts of what you’ve read.

For now the thousand lives I’ve led,
Inure me to some pain,
Those joyous friends I will not see,
Unless I read again,

Yet still they wait, on dusty shelves,
For other eyes than mine,
Like goblets for the next to taste,
Their own first sips of wine.

NicknamedBob . . . . . June 26, 2008