Toys For Snots (My idea to Rush Limbaugh on Radio 12-2-11)

Rush Limbaugh ^ | 12-2-11 | Iceflyer

[Qwackertoo]

All these toys would make a great GOP inspired Christmas political ad. Sure beats the heck out of those intolerant folks from the so-called party of tolerance left who have absolutely NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

[outofsalt]

Dora the exploited!

[jocon307]

I heard you! You really cracked me up with “you owe me Elmo”, I was laughing about that all afternoon!

[Mountain Mary]

I missed it Ice but will replay today on Elrushbo archives.
Can you tell us how you were able to get on the show?
Were you on hold for a long time?

Did you actually talk to Snerdly? ;-)

My idea is to throw out a few American “Exceptionalism” Girl dolls ..and watch the protestors recoil in horror and run screaming into the night at the sight of one.

[ExCTCitizen]

Hmm.. Toys for SNOTS...

I have two...

#1 is Governmentopoly... (a take off on Monopoly, where you start with $999,999 and the winner is the person who play the role of Washington, DC)

#2 Nationalize Rail Service....an electric train that is owned by the government and it doesn't stop in red states, but only in blue states.

[Tanniker Smith]

You saved me the trouble of reposting this from memory!! Thanks!

It was a great call. It's rare that I get to catch Rush these days but I heard that call when I was going home from school. Thankfully, we're out earlier on Fridays.

[ICE-FLYER]

Bo Snerdly took my call. Took me about 10 mins of trying. he loved it and was cracking up so he told me to hold...I did for 45 mins then was on.

[vipervomit]

“Little Chevy Volts and call them Hot Wheels.”

I think Matchbox cars would be better fit.

[Kirkwood]

That was very clever!

How about Occupy Monopoly? You get a regular Monopoly game and a Molotov cocktail and a lighter. You go around the board taking a dump outside each address you land on. You collect welfare if you land on community chest. You try to avoid getting the rape card when you take a chance. Don’t land on the go directly to jail square, because you also get pepper sprayed. You win when you successfully torch Park Place and hop on one of the railroads heading to Portland.

[Bahama Mama]

I heard you and thought it was great! You could tell Rush was tickled as well.

Should have known you were a FREEPER...well done you!

[trebb]

The Game of Life Isn't Fair
The Train Who Couldn't
Monopoly for Beggars (with a "Go to the Showers square, and the players occupy properties instead of buying them).

[liberalh8ter]

How about a series of “Operation” games? There could be “Operation Socialist”, where the body is fully clothed and instead of bones you have to remove wallet, credit cards, car keys, jewelry, etc, without setting off the buzzer. There could also be “Operation Obamacare” which is much easier because you don't remove anything; you just let the patient die.

[TribalPrincess2U]

Those damn pesky humans again.

[Mr. K]

OMG that would be a great idea

and “Ocuupy Boradwalk” version of Monopoly where the protesters get everthing they want and the other players pay for it~!!!!!!!!!

Who wants to collaborate on the rules here? Freepmail me and we’ll make an actual game board and send it to Rush

[McLynnan]

I heard you crack Rush up! It was a good segment and a great idea.

[TribalPrincess2U]

I also heard that. You were great. I hope it comes to something.

Any backers for producing these?

Probably be outlawed as ‘unsafe’ anyway.

Sell their photos on cups maybe. lol

[Average Al]

"Little Chevy Volts and call them Hot Wheels."

Snot Wheels..

[varon]

Little Chevy Volts and call them Hot Wheels.

We have a winner!!!

[Breto]

Awsome call... way to go

[beaversmom]

Ha, ha—I heard you too. Another famous FReeper.