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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan; Anoreth; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; HKMk23; Harmless Teddy Bear
In the spirit of animal kingdom weirdness introduced by our (mow) familiar spirit Sionnsar, could this be next month’s Undead Thread?
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:13:02 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("WWSP?" - What Would Sionnsar Post?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Dude...it was a marmot man....he threw it in the tub with me....
To: Free ThinkerNY
Man with dead weaselIs that a euphemism? These days you can't be sure.
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:13:43 PM PDT
by
Tanniker Smith
(I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
To: Tax-chick
Aw, freep. NOW. I need to cut my fingernails. These dang keyboards. I used to be able to type 60 wpm with no errors on the Royal manual, with fingernails 3x this length.
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:14:28 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("WWSP?" - What Would Sionnsar Post?)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:16:07 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"It's not a weasel, it's a martin?"....
To: Darksheare
That’ll never work, possums play dead at the first sign of an attack. That's why pretending you are dead is called “playin’ possum”.
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:18:56 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: JoeProBono
Weasel 
Martin

68
posted on
06/08/2011 2:21:00 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: Joe 6-pack
Actually, the man had just come from annual Weasel Stomping Day, and had brought a souvenir.
;^)
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:21:33 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("Deport Muslims. Nuke Mecca. Death to Islam. Freedom for mankind.")
To: Joe 6-pack
“The victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?”
It’s obvious that the perp felt like he was being badgered
_______________
Well, actually, we don’ need no steenking badgers...time to ferret out the real problem, I’d say.
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:24:59 PM PDT
by
jagusafr
("We hold these truths to be self-evident...")
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:32:56 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Ditter
You just have to dual wield them, use ‘em like a morningstar.
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:34:54 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: JRandomFreeper
Wir sind Nihilisten, wir glauben an nichts.
To: Daffynition
MARTIN 
WEASEL

75
posted on
06/08/2011 2:38:34 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I have a Concealed Weasel Permit (CWP), but I can’t find anything about carrying Martens, or Stoats for that matter.
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:40:26 PM PDT
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I have a Concealed Weasel Permit (CWP), but I can’t find anything about carrying Martens, or Stoats for that matter.
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:40:40 PM PDT
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Didn’t anyone else flash on ‘Laugh In’?
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:42:44 PM PDT
by
Grut
To: Darksheare
Oh! Well! Thanks for the advice........ next time....... I’ll do better. :O]
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:51:24 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: JoeProBono
WEASEL v. 
MARTIN

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posted on
06/08/2011 2:52:41 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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