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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

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To: Monkey Face; fanfan; Anoreth; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; HKMk23; Harmless Teddy Bear

In the spirit of animal kingdom weirdness introduced by our (mow) familiar spirit Sionnsar, could this be next month’s Undead Thread?


61 posted on 06/08/2011 2:13:02 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("WWSP?" - What Would Sionnsar Post?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Dude...it was a marmot man....he threw it in the tub with me....


62 posted on 06/08/2011 2:13:29 PM PDT by 4yearlurker
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Man with dead weasel

Is that a euphemism? These days you can't be sure.

63 posted on 06/08/2011 2:13:43 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
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To: Tax-chick

Aw, freep. NOW. I need to cut my fingernails. These dang keyboards. I used to be able to type 60 wpm with no errors on the Royal manual, with fingernails 3x this length.


64 posted on 06/08/2011 2:14:28 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("WWSP?" - What Would Sionnsar Post?)
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65 posted on 06/08/2011 2:16:07 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
"It's not a weasel, it's a martin?"....
66 posted on 06/08/2011 2:18:30 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Darksheare
That’ll never work, possums play dead at the first sign of an attack. That's why pretending you are dead is called “playin’ possum”.
67 posted on 06/08/2011 2:18:56 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: JoeProBono
Weasel

Martin


68 posted on 06/08/2011 2:21:00 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: Joe 6-pack

Actually, the man had just come from annual Weasel Stomping Day, and had brought a souvenir.

;^)


69 posted on 06/08/2011 2:21:33 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("Deport Muslims. Nuke Mecca. Death to Islam. Freedom for mankind.")
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To: Joe 6-pack

“The victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?”

It’s obvious that the perp felt like he was being badgered

_______________

Well, actually, we don’ need no steenking badgers...time to ferret out the real problem, I’d say.


70 posted on 06/08/2011 2:24:59 PM PDT by jagusafr ("We hold these truths to be self-evident...")
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71 posted on 06/08/2011 2:28:25 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Tax-chick

Possibly.


72 posted on 06/08/2011 2:32:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Ditter

You just have to dual wield them, use ‘em like a morningstar.


73 posted on 06/08/2011 2:34:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Wir sind Nihilisten, wir glauben an nichts.


74 posted on 06/08/2011 2:35:40 PM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad
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To: Daffynition
MARTIN

WEASEL


75 posted on 06/08/2011 2:38:34 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I have a Concealed Weasel Permit (CWP), but I can’t find anything about carrying Martens, or Stoats for that matter.


76 posted on 06/08/2011 2:40:26 PM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I have a Concealed Weasel Permit (CWP), but I can’t find anything about carrying Martens, or Stoats for that matter.


77 posted on 06/08/2011 2:40:40 PM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Didn’t anyone else flash on ‘Laugh In’?


78 posted on 06/08/2011 2:42:44 PM PDT by Grut
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To: Darksheare

Oh! Well! Thanks for the advice........ next time....... I’ll do better. :O]


79 posted on 06/08/2011 2:51:24 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: JoeProBono
WEASEL v.

MARTIN


80 posted on 06/08/2011 2:52:41 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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