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| April 5, 2011
Posted on 04/07/2011 8:17:49 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: NicknamedBob
The catz have had a fun time in the gardens. I don’t know if any of the peas or beans will come up after this; fortunately, I have more seeds.
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posted on
05/03/2011 5:11:20 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(We learned to be cool from you, JP2.)
To: Darksheare
Try some WD-40. That oughta get that dead off your boots.
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posted on
05/03/2011 5:47:25 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
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posted on
05/03/2011 5:53:36 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Dead Corpse
284
posted on
05/03/2011 8:10:03 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(We learned to be cool from you, JP2.)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; fanfan; Monkey Face; ColdOne; ThomasThomas
I’ve been dragged off by a cat before.
But that was because she wanted an oopen lap to sit in and look smug on.
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posted on
05/03/2011 8:53:34 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Dead Corpse
Thankfully I coat my boots with Pam.
The cooking spray, not Pam herself!
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posted on
05/03/2011 8:59:16 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: ThomasThomas
In our house, the bathroom was referred to as “Mrs. Murphy,” so we went “to visit Mrs. Murphy.”
Conservatory works.
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posted on
05/03/2011 9:04:19 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
To: Dead Corpse
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posted on
05/03/2011 9:05:23 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
To: Monkey Face; fanfan
I see the conservatives did well in the Canadian election. Have some ice cream!
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posted on
05/03/2011 9:20:56 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(We learned to be cool from you, JP2.)
To: Tax-chick
It takes me too long to get home, these days, so I don’t really want to buy ice cream. I was thinking of taking a taxi home from Walmart this morning, but just couldn’t force myself into the luxury. So I paid $1 for the bus.
My super-sized backpack holds quite a bit of stuff, so I put the liquids in there, and if there is anything else that won’t fit, I have a folding tote that I carry with me.
No haircut this month.
Anyway, I won’t shop again for a couple of days. (Dreading it already...)
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posted on
05/03/2011 9:58:31 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
To: Darksheare
A good thing too... You’d think the poor girl would retain at least SOME self respect.
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posted on
05/03/2011 10:19:23 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Eh... more like a *Bzzzzzzzzzzztttt* at 147db.
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posted on
05/03/2011 10:20:16 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Dead Corpse
Now if I wore Pam as a hat, that would put a kink in my neck and I’d need a chiropracter.
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posted on
05/03/2011 10:22:21 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
She might need a proctologist as well...
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posted on
05/03/2011 10:35:22 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Dead Corpse
I was thinking more like a winged hat, balance Pam on her stomach.
Going through doorways would be difficult, but not impossible.
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posted on
05/03/2011 11:08:40 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
As long as she doesn’t suddenly morph into the egg laying face-sucker from the Alien movies...
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posted on
05/03/2011 12:16:01 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Monkey Face
Tom and I had brownie sundaes. James had multicolored sherbet with exploding lumps in it. It’s weird eating with a kid whose mouth is crackling.
Hot and humid here. I’ll have to turn on the a/c soon. I made an appointment for Frank to have his picture taken at Walmart on Friday. I figure I have a limited window of opportunity before he falls off or into something again.
I ran into my next-door neighbor (Carters, with the pool) at Petsmart. He said now that their children are mostly gone (last one will go to college in the fall) his wife wants an aquarium. I said I’d give him some reptiles, but that didn’t go over well.
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posted on
05/03/2011 1:10:35 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(We learned to be cool from you, JP2.)
To: Tax-chick; null and void
Mmmmm! Brownie sundaes! Chocolate Overload!
Get the Franken-photos soon! You never know when they will skin a forehead or split open a chin.
What? Mr. Carter didn’t want reptiles? What’s WRONG with him?? (I’m still trying to scrape up the money for a betta and cage! LOL!)
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posted on
05/03/2011 1:21:42 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
To: Dead Corpse
Isn’t that what I said?
(Maybe not...)
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posted on
05/03/2011 1:22:50 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
To: Monkey Face
300
posted on
05/03/2011 1:23:28 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
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