NASCAR - Jeff Byrd-Food City 500 - from Bristol - on FOX, Sunday 3/20/11 at 1:00 ET (Race #4 of 36)

Jayski ^

[tubebender]

Redwood Acres doesn’t seat that many... yet

[vox_freedom]

The track is a paved 3/8 mile shallow bank oval...

Now that's gotta be fun with lots of action.

[glock rocks]

Tokyo rock climber. The epa decides what systems shut down when there’s an emissions failure, so it shuts down non essential systems that use engine power, but don’t directly affect safety (in their dumbass opinion).

[MtnClimber]

They need to have under-bumper banana slug juice sprayers to up the action quotient! There would be “Big Ones” all the time.

[vox_freedom]

Or the James Bond car with oil release ...

[glock rocks]

I’m thinking snow plow.

[tubebender]

Oooooo... I’ve been banned for saying things less than that, but it does sound like fun...

[glock rocks]

Ping!

Welcome to the Nascar gang. By the weekend, the food gets better, but for now, there’s some cold pizza in the fridge, and Norm has some cold beverages in his walk-in cooler out back. You’re welcome to do about anything you want to around here with the exception of throwing the lawn furniture in the pool. We have our own resident pro for that task. Me? I’m just the bouncer.

[RayChuang88]

Alas, the Bristol Motor Speedway hasn’t been the same ever since they widened the track three feet, put in a new concrete surface and re-profiled the banking on the turns in the spring and summer of 2007. Some feel the “scary” feel of Bristol has been reduced with that track change.

[LasVegasMac]

Thanks for da ping, GR. Looking forward to this race!

and happy St. Patricks Day to ya, laddie!

[AGreatPer]

Joe Gibbs just realised a big money deal on FOX Business.

Signed with Mars Chocolate for #18 car.
36 races a year, would not say how many years.
Gibbs on negative image on Kyle Bush, "anyone that wins a lot gets booed". Said Kyle remains in the top 5 in selling shirts, etc. That is what advertisers want to see along with wins.

Great move for the sport.

Now we have to get Hershey (my company) to make a deal.
Rumore has it they are working on a deal now.

[SouthTexas]

Long day yesterday, trying to catch up.

Thanks for the ping.

[SouthTexas]

TB, head on Rush yesterday that you should not take the potassium iodide pills because they cause thyroid problems.

They did offer an alternative, Bulgarian red wine.

Just thought you should know. :)

[SouthTexas]

head=heard

It’s been a long week, stupid time change.

[tubebender]

It's a little late for any preventive wine medicine as we have lived with the first commercial Nuke Power in the US just 3 miles S/W of the Vast Bender Estate...

[tubebender]

Like the Old Indian said about daylight savings time.. “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it on the bottom and have a longer blanket”...

[SouthTexas]

You can say that again!

Always wanted to do that on a double tap!

[tubebender]

Sure... you haven’t been around for 3 days but you’re here to play double post nanny...

[SouthTexas]

Still up to my eyebrows in alligators but I try hard to agitate when I can. ;)