Posted on 01/28/2011 3:13:31 AM PST by markomalley
They found a virgin?
SORRY, SORRY. I COULDN’T HELP IT! I KNOW IT WAS WRONG!!!!
Don’t feel bad. Evidently, all those thousands of years ago, it was difficult to find one as well. So they built a place to send them and keep them safe.
My Gramma Sylvia would hit you with her wooden spoon. Fortunately, My Bad and her supplies are diminished.
Just Vestigal Virgins...
And some of those were Vino’s...virgins in name only....
[How can you NOT do stuff like this???]
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We skipped the light fandango
turned cartwheels ‘cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
but the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
as the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
the waiter brought a tray
And so it was that later
as the miller told his tale
that her face, at first just ghostly,
turned a whiter shade of pale
She said, ‘There is no reason
and the truth is plain to see.’
But I wandered through my playing cards
and would not let her be
one of sixteen vestal virgins
who were leaving for the coast
and although my eyes were open
they might have just as well’ve been closed
“She said, ‘There is no reason
and the truth is plain to see.’
But I wandered through my playing cards
and would not let her be
one of sixteen vestal virgins
who were leaving for the coast
and although my eyes were open
they might have just as well’ve been closed”
LOL - just remember, it takes two to un-make a virgin. :)
I don't know about the rest of the Viking Kitty Ladies, but I'm only technically still a virgin.
I love that song - it’s on my iPod. That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread.
{Teeing up "Whiter Shade of Pale" on the iPod...}
Heh.
Had going on iTunes myself.....;D
>> LOL - just remember, it takes two to un-make a virgin. :) <<
Three. I waited until I was married. You need a priest for a marriage. :^)
You betcha!
Wait....these guys just came over and they want to throw me into a volcano. Something about a "sacrifice."
Not sure I'm liking this...
One second too late.
[Well you better learn to move fast when you’re young or you’re not long around]
Bonus points if you know where that lyric comes from....:))
Good on ya. :)
Tell ‘em you’re from WV.
They won’t bother you again.
:)
They wont bother you again.
But, I really could run faster than my brother.
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