[Stoat]

I'm terribly saddened that there was no photographic or video evidence provided of these horrible Zionist Sharks.

I suppose I'll just have to get on with life as best I can despite this awful disappointment. "sigh"

[ApplegateRanch]

Da Jooooz poisoned those cattle being shipped in, so the poor, unsuspecting pious Muslims would be forced to throw them overboard.

The Mossad used an undetectable poison that changes into a powerful shark attractant when it hits sea water, as the poisoned carcases rot.

The attractant, per specifications secretly obtained by Egyptian intelligence sources from the Elders Of Zion, show that this attractant was purposely blended to mimic the smell of German tourists.

The sharks were bred by the Zionist Entity to be especially attracted to Da Jooooz unholy attractant, so they would be more likely attack foreign German tourists.

Leading imams atated that if the German tourists convert to Islam, and drink 3 bottles of Zam-Zam water before going swimming, they will not attract the sharks, and so foil this nefarious Zionist plot. They added that if it didn't work in the case of any individual, it was the will of Allah, and not to mention it it in public.

[epithermal]

It's been done before:

[Karliner]

Too hilarious, it’s like reading the National Enquirer or Mad Magazine but they BELIEVE this crapola.