What my plan was when I created the ZOT

(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

[Monkey Face]

We start the week with Sunday because that’s the way our calendars are set up. Why don’t we start with Wednesday? That way Monday would become a Saturday, and everyone would be where they are supposed to be.

;o]

[NicknamedBob]

"Why don’t we start with Wednesday?"

I'm sorry, my dear. That just Woden't be appropriate.

[Tax-chick]

Still surviving. Ash missed us while we were out.

[NicknamedBob]

Dogs miss you just as much even when you only walk out to the mailbox.

[Tax-chick]

She’s sniveling at me because DP isn’t home. Nothing I can do about it ...

Time for Frank’s bath; his feet are filthy.

[fanfan]

How ever unlikely, it is possible, that other typo-causing-people exist.

*shudder*

[NicknamedBob]

The most prevalent form of typo-causing people are those who cause themselves to make mistakes. In other words, careless people.

They used to be eaten by wild animals, but careful people took care to eliminate those predators, and now the careless people proliferate, carelessly.

[Monkey Face]

I'm sorry, my dear. That just Woden't be appropriate.

For whom? Woden Indians, who never say anytthing worth telling Thor about?

[Monkey Face]

And then there is Darks, who is very careful, since he likes to play with ‘splody things and yet, he has managed to survive....

[Monkey Face]

Poor Ash. She is so utterly neglected! Tell her Auntie loves her, and give her a bacon thingy in my honor. Of course, you could also give her a bowl of DP’s favorite beer...

;o]

[Tax-chick]

Anoreth suggested the beer, too ... but DP will want it when he gets home, after driving the boys to camp.

I hope Bill wins something, at least, since Tom can’t swim today.

[Monkey Face]

Maybe DP and Ash could share a beer...? Or not...

[Tax-chick]

Sharing your drink with Ash is pretty slimy.

[sionnsar]

I just had to get some more rest.

[sionnsar]

That way Monday would become a Saturday, and everyone would be where they are supposed to be.

In my collections still, I believe:

[fanfan]

Ahhh.....careless, eh?

Not necessarily.

It could be that they are concentrating on solving all the world's problems. They were not thinking about bears and such.

[Monkey Face]

What’s a little dog slobber among friends?...
From what I have learned, a dog’s mouth is more “sanitary and pristine” than a human mouth.

But I guess it depends on one’s perspective.

[Monkey Face]

Where was I when this book came out?

[Monkey Face]

Hiya, Sis!
Has the heat left your lovely climes, yet?

[fanfan]

Not really.

Still pretty darn hot.

Are you warm?