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Naked woman leads officers on chase
AP (KSL.com) ^ | June 22, 2010

Posted on 06/22/2010 4:25:45 PM PDT by Colofornian

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To: Colofornian
Reminds me of an old joke.

A man was walking down the street when a gorgeous naked woman ran past. Shortly several men in white coats came running after her. Last came a man in a white coat carrying a bucket of sand. The walker stopped the last man and asked what was going on. The man with the sand said that the woman was a patient in the asylum and often escaped and ran naked. When asked why he was carrying the bucket of sand he said "This is my handicap, I was the one who caught her last time."

21 posted on 06/22/2010 5:47:42 PM PDT by FreePaul
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To: timeflies

“naked woman subdued with a stun gun
Just the thought of that makes me cringe.”

But - the naked woman might have injured some of those jack booted thugs!


22 posted on 06/22/2010 6:43:42 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
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To: Colofornian

IF she was already naked, maybe the just felt uncomfortable trying to grab her.


23 posted on 06/22/2010 8:13:04 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Colofornian
Sylvina Beagley:

From the article:

"She did have blood on her body from the initial crash. She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery. She managed to escape the grasp of the two officers," McLachlan said.

And she was off again! This time she got into a squad car and drove away, only to crash into another gate, hit a burm and soar 50 feet in the air.

Beagley didn't stop there either. She ran from the totaled car and scaled a barbed wire fence.

Officers realized a Taser was necessary to stop her, and so it ended.

Wow, hot and sweaty, naked barbed-wire scaling Taser dodging babe alert!

24 posted on 06/23/2010 2:56:25 PM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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25 posted on 06/23/2010 9:06:59 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: texas booster
She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery

I know the type.

26 posted on 06/23/2010 9:09:36 PM PDT by Rome2000 (OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST CRYPTO-MUSLIM)
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To: texas booster
Wow, hot and sweaty, naked barbed-wire scaling Taser dodging babe alert!

All correct except for the "babe" part.

27 posted on 06/24/2010 3:27:39 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Mr. Mojo
And now that I read it again, she didn't do so well on “dodging” the Taser.

Sure hope she was off the barb wire when those jolts hit here.

28 posted on 06/24/2010 10:14:42 PM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: Colofornian

Here’s another crazy woman driver. It’s hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA3rniJhHeI


29 posted on 08/23/2010 8:26:13 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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