Stone Age Scandinavians unable to digest milk

Uppsala University ^ | Apr 1, 2010 | Unknown

[decimon]

Soothing the savage breast ping.

[ConservativeMind]

Maybe they still drank it a lot, but self-selected for enjoyment of farts.

[Sax]

In college, a quart of milk was my on-the-go quick meal.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I’ve heard that Chinese and other Asians tend toward lactose intolerance. Eating dairy is a European thing.

[NCBraveheart]

It was Bush’s fault!

[ScaniaBoy]

Oh, darn. I guess we will just have to hand back our ill gotten possessions. Wonder when the UN will start an agency for displaced Swedish hunter gatherers?

[Woebama]

Stone Age Scandinavians unable to digest milk
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Modern Scandinavians unable to digest Islamic immigrants.

In 5000 years maybe a scientist will discover that the Swedes once had blonde hair and were a different genetic group than the current Swedish population.

[James C. Bennett]

Lactose intolerance is almost unheard of, in the Subcontinent.

[70th Division]

The bad news, they were not able to digest milk

The good news, they had no cows.

[married21]

Good thing they could digest vodka.

[Vaduz]

The researchers’ current work involves investigating the genetic makeup. Well I guess it must be true how could data like that be wrong./s

[rlmorel]

Hm. Not one picture yet of Swedish Swim Team models. I think it ties directly into milk production and consumption.

This is the epitome of Cognitive Dissonance.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Showing that the “Aryans” really were invaders from the north?

[Woebama]

Genetic studies have shown that the Swedish Bikini Team were girls from the United States doing advertisements for Old Milwaukee Beer.

Or was it Cliff Claven rather than genetic studies that showed it?

I can’t remember. Let’s ask an unbiased climatologist, someone we can really trust, to analyze the data.

[TexGuy]

“Look! Og drinking from Mastadon! Don’t he know that he will get tummy-ache?”

[blam]

This article contains some insight and additional information:

Where Do The Finns Come From?

[decimon]

From Things Not To Say In A Finnish Pub - "You're just like the Swedes!"

[rlmorel]

Well, then...dammit! Give me Old Milwaukee!

[rlmorel]

LOL! They might pull one of those little knives out...

I like the Finns. A lot of heavy drinking guys there...I’ve liked the ones I met.