Posted on 11/22/2009 5:25:08 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
Gotta start checking my toilet!
That’s not “in the toilet,” it’s “in the bathroom.” Don’t these Brits speak English, already?
Few people provide a bookcase full of reading material for their guests in the loo, I would imagine.
I usually grab my first edition of Caesar’s Gallic Wars.
Put it back in the toilet where it belongs.
It’s nothing but **it anyway.
Last I was over there, they still politely called it the “WC,” water closet, or less politely, the ‘loo. Quite the soaring contraptions for toilets, too, with the tank at the ceiling on occasion. Gravity fed? No idea. Not standardized at all, so you never knew with what you’d be confronted, when nature called.
That was twenty years ago, though, with walkup coldwater flats, and a coin-fed timer to keep the power on, lol. Their working class put up with way more deprivation than our poor ever did.
I was in England (and Northern Ireland, where my mom’s from) in 1983. The “facilities” were better than what we found in Holland in 2003, even at Mom’s cousins’ farm in Derry.
I never heard anyone say “toilet” in Europe at all. Even in Holland, the signs for the can said, “W.C,” and don’t even consider asking where’s the “Ladies’ “?
Running magazines.
I’ve found that scrolls are just too much trouble in the bathroom. And don’t even get me started on stone tablets.
I saw the initials “W.C.” everywhere in Germany in the 1980’s.
It was a holdover from the Nazis, when that was supposed to stand for Winston Churchill, their nemesis.
Swastikas kept turning up in the darndest places, too.
It was a bathroom reader? How about that.
Oh. I thought it was Origin of Feces...need new glasses...
Damn good thing the toilet paper never ran out.
From the headline, I assumed someone had mistaken it for a koran.
Didn’t make it to Northern Ireland. My exposure was London and environs, and the soutwest, Somerset and Devonshire. Been to the Republic Of Ireland on numerous occasions. Dublin, Dublin burbs, day trips to points of interest from there such as Howth Head, a few castle ruins, Bray, Waterford, etcetera, and once down to Cork. Interesting climate and flora down in Cork. There weren’t exactly palm trees, but certainly resembled them. Very surprising. Gulf Stream. Plants from all over washed up and took root there.
I always had a flashback of the movie “Brazil,” whenever I pulled that long chain to flush, though. I went to London young and not exactly flush with cash, and stayed with friends. Very basic flat, as you might imagine. “Brazil” again with the coin slot egg timer deal for the electric. Hot shower? Forget it. It was fun, though.
Obama has three full years left in office. He's only just begun to stuff us down the sewer pipe.
Or maybe a copy of Lydia's Garlic Wars ...
My visits to the bathroom usually result from my visits to Lydia’s, they are not concurrent. Her place puts out some pretty good grub.
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