UFO files: bright yellow light 'fired laser beams at ground'

Telegraph ^ | 8/17/2009

[Natufian]

I´ve been to Widnes. Can´t for the life of me work out why ET would head there. The place is an armpit.

[Bernard Marx]

"Say, for what were hop yards meant,

And why was Burton built on Trent?

Many a peer of England brews

Livelier liquor than the Muse,

And malt does more than Milton can

To justify God's ways to Man." -- A.E. Houseman

[montyspython]

Nothing to see here folks, move along. This is nothing more than a government sponsored ACORN recruiting vessel.

[Alex Murphy]

I´ve been to Widnes. Can´t for the life of me work out why ET would head there. The place is an armpit.

"Teasers are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for planets which haven't made interstellar contact yet and buzz them...they find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one's ever going to believe, and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennae on their head and making "beep beep" noises."

-- from The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy

[Natufian]

LOL! Noooooooo..... it´s not isolated. There are plenty of people, it´s just horrible. Rust belt, old chemical plants, car wrecking yards and a muddy polluted river.

[mysterio]

A UFO was seen firing laser beams into the ground

[Lazamataz]

A UFO was seen firing laser beams into the ground while hovering over a cemetery

UFO's *HATE* Obama voters.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

I agree with you, mysterio.

It's pure BS to assume that the light from the UFO was a "laser" beam...it was probably something much more advanced than that!;-)

[R. Scott]

NO! Obama Cat!