How many Frepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Friday Humor)

[partyright]

As long as they are not politically correct lightbulbs, light bulbs, or lamps.

[pnut22]

Somebody post a pic of CZJ. She lights up a room as well.

[Abathar]

And seven to blame Obama personally for having the census workers point out the fact that the bulb was burned out and write it down.

[almcbean]

How about - 4 or 5 who fail to see that this is a humorous satire and will begin a serious spirited debate about screwing in light bulbs.

[Young Werther]

Miss Lightbulb

Obligatory Offset!

[shibumi]

Will NEVER need to be changed:

Congress said so.

[HiTech RedNeck]

And another to post the breathless story from WND how said illegal immigrants are stealing good light bulbs from public features, replacing them with burned out light bulbs, then selling the good light bulbs under the table in California which has recently mandated CFLs for everybody.

[Vortex]

Incandescent or CFL?

[scripter]

ping

[Hegemony Cricket]

And one to post a cool picture somewhat related to the topic at hand.

[markomalley]

• 14 environmental wacko trolls who register just for the purpose of telling us that incandescent lamps are not green and that we are going to drown 21.3 polar bears as a result of not using environmentally friendly CFL bulbs
• 3 oldtimers to say IBTZ
• 1 admin moderator to ban the trolls
• 1,500 viking kitties to throw lightning bolts and thermonuclear weapons in the direction of the already banned trolls

[Blueflag]

One to post “TTIUWP”

Another to rant about LEDs being better than either incandescent or fluorescent ‘lamps’.

And of course one to complain about changing the [sacrosanct] wording of the title because OTHERWISE they would have found it had all been posted before.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Coated with phosphorus, phosphorous, or phosphor?

[Prophet in the wilderness]

A Freeper would makes the designs, figure out a way to make them cheaper so all American can enjoy modern society with light bulbs, modern conveniences, figure out a way to make it more productive to provide more jobs, then go on and make designs to build nuclear energy more cheaper, oil production more cheaper and find more oil...

[gratefulwharffratt]

THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN'T YOU USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION?!?!?!??!

I've always wanted to do that... NOT!!

[Buckeye McFrog]

it’s a trick question.....light bulbs have been banned because they are destroying the planet....anyone who responds will be reported to flag@whitehouse.gov

[HiTech RedNeck]

Two to post a link to an article from an engineering publication showing that the LED does not work efficiently at normal light bulb intensities.

[Abathar]

200 freepers declaring guilt or innocence of the light bulb changer...

[parsifal]

And, 6 to point out how it’s the gov’t’s fault that light bulbs have to be changed in the first place, and if gov’t would get it’s nose out of the light bulb business and return to a gold standard, private enterprise would have long ago made the perfect light bulb.

And, 1 parsifal to jump on the anarcho-capitalists

Another 6 freepers to call me names

and 1 or 2 trolls to egg it all on

2 or 3 birthers to complain that while the lights were out, BO quickly flashed a copy of his long form BC, but its no fair because the lights were out and now he’s back to hiding it.

4 Sarah Palin fans to point out that only SP has any experience in the energy field

3 freepers who were afraid the blown light bulb was DU pulling a fast one

1 or 2 freepers to point out that the outage was a prelude to the Rapture

4 Ayn Rand devotees to query whether the lights going out was because heroic capitalists just left for Galt’s Gulch; and

2 or 3 freepers to wonder when a wealthy person was going to come along and trickle down some light bulbs on us.

parsy, the realistic