Does FR need a ZOT category? (Vanity)

Free Republic ^ | 7-16-2009 | Danae

[Tax-chick]

Good morning! Happy ‘00s! Modem troubles again? Did you get the pictures?

[Monkey Face]

I did get the pictures, thanks so MUCH!!
And it’s my brain that’s been giving me problems. It was filled with gray lint yesterday!

[Tax-chick]

I usually get red and purple lint, from the towels.

[Monkey Face]

Lucky for you, it’s only on the towels! LOL! Mine just sorta takes over my brain, and from the inside, it looks like a hugh, dirty cotton ball.

[Tax-chick]

Frank slept 7-1/2 hours Sunday night (results of being baptized, maybe ;-), and 5-1/2 last night. But I’m still tired.

[Monkey Face]

Sleep is like sex: If you miss out on it, you can never make it up.

Just sayin’

[Tax-chick]

I’ll have to mention that to a certain male family member.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!
Does he suffer from “role reversal?” Igor did. “Not tonight, Honey. I’m tired, I have a headache, I’m too full, I’m too hungry, I have a big day tomorrow, I’m not feeling good, I worked hard today....” He wasn’t selective, just inventive.

[Tax-chick]

No, he stays up very late. That way it’s my fault because I wanted to go to bed at, say, 10:00.

Oh, well. Sleep is really important, too!

[Monkey Face]

Yoiks. Yes, and it’s your fault you get pregnant, too! LOL!

Should I send Ice Pick to pay him a visit? *snort*

[Tax-chick]

That would be kind of fun, actually ...

I’ll just have to get pushy.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!
Tell him Ice Pick is on his way...

;o]

[Tax-chick]

I say things like, “Are you not feeling well enough? You are getting older, you know ... maybe you could use an endocrine workup or a visit to the proctologist ...”

[Tax-chick]

I forgot to mention, we weighed Frank this morning after his bath: 15.8 lbs. Of course, he’d been eating all morning, but he’ll definitely hit 16 lbs. by 3 months (next Thursday).

[Monkey Face]

Wow! He looks so healthy in those photos! Mom looks pretty darn good, too. No one would ever know you were frantic with a houseful of kids...

You could also find a female urologist in the phone book and threaten him with making an appointment for him for ED....

[Tax-chick]

*snert*

That would get his attention one way or another!

My mom said we both looked tired in the pictures.

[Monkey Face]

I think you looked happy, but I also suspected you were glad when the day was over!

I have to run to the PO and then to the store. I’ll be back in a bit.

[Tax-chick]

I had to go to library and Wal-mart. I’ll send you a “film” picture of Frank to put on your wall!

Since I’d ordered the food from the grocery store for lunch after the baptism, it wasn’t too stressful. We just had his godparents and their two children, and one of our choir members over, but all the food was eaten, and nothing to clean up but throwing some paper plates away.

[sionnsar]

Home early today. We were taping a couple of videos. The questions were all scripted well in advance, but it felt really weird to answer them without their being asked — only the guy making the video and I were in the room. It just left me drained.

[sionnsar]

And so goes the thread.