'I lied about tattoo blunder because my father was furious': girl with 56 stars on face comes clean

dailymail.co.uk ^ | June 23, 2009 | Ian Sparks

[Arrowhead1952]

If you have a tattoo on your breast, face it, Toots, you’re a tramp.

Years ago, I knew a woman who had several tattoos. One day she was talking about her newest one. She popped her boobs out and there were two flowers - one on each boob with the nipples being the center. That had to hurt.

[Neidermeyer]

Just approach this guy with a strong magnet and watch the fun begin...*LOL*
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stainless steel is non-magnetic.

[blau993]

I just have my left earlobe pierced once; no tattoos, and I’m 23. Am I missing something?

Yes, part of your left ear lobe.

[tophat9000]

What an Obamacil

[piasa]

I forget the rules as I've never had a pierced ear...left ear means your gay and right ear means you swing, or is it the other way around? (grin)

No, a left ear means you've crossed the equator and a piercing in the right ear means your piercer was dyslexic.

If your pitot tube's been pierced I guess it means you've in the Mile High Club.

[piasa]

She should sue the tattooist for forgetting a star. Obama said there are 57 states, not 56.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

“I just have my left earlobe pierced once; no tattoos, and I’m 23. Am I missing something?”

Yes. I have both ears peirced since I was 5 years old. No tatoos.

I’m a girl.

Does this mean you are half girl?

[Wordkraft]

I knew a gal who worked at a tattoo parlor who suggested that I get a piercing. I told her, “ Sweetheart, I can’t control the openings I have now. I’m not going to get any new ones.”

[wastedyears]

I’m definitely not half girl.