Top Guns ordered to shoot UFOs

dailytelegraph ^ | January 26, 2009

[JoeProBono]

"I will believe in ET only when I see one land"

[JoeProBono]

[Allegra]

Note to self: Buy stock in Reynolds Wrap.

[JoeProBono]

[xp38]

The Rebels are alerted to our prescence. Prepare the troops for ground assault.

[JoeProBono]

Nice car

[TalonDJ]

Reportedly they were not quite prepared for some of our radar installations and their effects on the UFO craft when Roswell happened.

Who ever came up with that moronic theory does not know a darn thing about aircraft and spacecraft design.

[starlifter]

Say what?

[Quix]

Perhaps, therefore,

when one lands in your lap, it will castrate you gently.

Enjoy the illusions and delusions of the 20% of the population who don’t believe in such things while you can.

[Quix]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .

So nice to have a world class expert in gravitics and gravity propulsion systems.

Perhaps you could give a tutorial about how it is that no kind of radar system no how could have

any effect or influence to the bad on any gravitic propulsion system at all, ever, anywhere.

Us hicks in the SouthWest would dearly like to drink at the well of your superior erudition on the matter.

[Quix]

Which word did you not understand?

[Quix]

Should be a link posted here

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2166563/posts?page=619

shortly of a video that’s impressive even to me.

The craft is clearly visible in terms of structure and surfaces.

The video has been analyzed by video experts for 2 weeks and passes every test of authenticity.

[mysterio]

He claimed RAF pilots had fired at UFOs several times - but couldn't take them out.And he added: "We know of cases where the order has been given to shoot down - with little effect to the UFO."

If space monsters really existed, I doubt our weapons would do much other than piss them off.

Luckily for us, they don't exist.

[Lazamataz]

satan has tricked the Oligarchy into thinking that the ET’s [nephilium, fallen angels etc] they are in cahoots with can help them build weapons sufficient to win out over God Almighty’s UNFALLEN angels at Armageddon.

God, I love you.

In an entirely gay way.

[sig226]

Which one is a problem for you?

People who can travel interstellar distances will posses technologies that we do not yet imagine.

People who can travel interstellar distances will need remote sensing technology that can detect objects at distances of several hundred thousand kilometers so that the ship does not collide with such abjects at near light speeds.

People who can travel interstellar distances will need vehicles that can be maneuvered at near light speeds in order to avoid collisions with such objects.

People who can travel interstellar distances have already mastered radio and microwaves, and can learn all about us by decoding the signals emanating from this planet.

People who can travel interstellar distances will have computers that can calculate trajectories for interstellar travel, as well as monitor the field in front of the ship to track any objects that might cross their path. The computer will have to be able to maneuver the ship around any such objects without subjecting it to stress that would tear it apart.

People who can travel interstellar distances have been around for a while, and we are not going to be the first civilization they encounter. They will also have a wealth of their own recorded history, recorded and readily accessible, to study. See the above comment about computers. We will not present anything particularly interesting to them, nor are we going to have anything that they want or need.

Keep watching Star Trek, but tell yourself that it's fiction. ‘K?

[Quix]

Willful blindness persists.

LOL.

I gather you haven’t investigated this guy’s authenticity a microgram’s worth.

Fascinating.

But then lots of folks do all kinds of mental gymnastics in order to sleep better at night.

[Quix]

Those PhD’s in Wild Haired Assumptions

must have cost a LOT!

Was it $25.99 or $99.99?

Fascinating.

[Quix]

I’m not at all convinced that

God would be very positively responsive to overtures toward a gay love relationship!

Perhaps He’ll consider the source and make some adjustment.

[sig226]

Stupidity, on the other hand, is cheap.

[mysterio]

I gather you haven’t investigated this guy’s authenticity a microgram’s worth.

This is the scenario I'm expected to believe :

Super advanced space beings flew their spaceships across the universe at blinding speed to visit earth. These ships are so advanced that they can survive deep space for extended periods and can somehow manage to avoid space debris while traveling faster than the speed of light.

Once in our atmosphere, they turn on their lights so we can detect them, and they are so slow that we can chase them with our planes and almost shoot them down.

To paraphrase Gump, I might not be a smart man, but I know what BS is.