Exactly.
Posted on 01/13/2009 9:58:56 AM PST by Ron Jeremy
Noah was pretty smart. He took baby animals on the ark with him. Since dinosaurs were just overgrown lizards..... You anti-creation people are funny.
Who cleaned up the Brachiosaurus’ poop and how did they discard it if, according to the Bible, they weren’t supposed to open any of the doors for something like 45 days after the rain stopped.
I suppose if you can have a couple of lions, some grizzlies and dire wolves on the Ark, the smaller dinosaurs wouldn't be much of an issue.
The issue is feeding all of those animals for 40 days and 40 nights. And what happens when the rains end and the floods recede? 40 days covered in water would have killed all of the plants on the planet. And, what are the predators supposed to eat post-flood if there are only two of each herbivore species left? As soon as the T-Rex eats one of the elephants, that's it for that species.
The rate of growth would make some like a Brachiosaurus the size of a sherman tank within a month, and they would require about their body weight in food when they are young.
While many animals were on Noah's Ark, they had all finished evolving from dinosaurs millions of years before the Great (Local) Flood which wiped out the human civilizations populating the Middle East of the time. With few exceptions these animals were very similar to the animals that we have today.
To bad Noah didn’t save Fred Flinstone..
Exactly.
Silly literalism bump.
I think the guy in the bottom left has a cell phone.
“Dinosaurs were long gone by a few million years before the first man ever walked the face of the earth.”
That’s not true and science can’t prove that. All their so called proofs are based on presupposition and your belief in their theory is based on years of indoctrination.
Can you imagine the smell???
So, show us some evidence that any dinosaur species survived long enough to interact with humans. You've got a pretty big gap in time to fill.
A long time ago, when the Earth was green,
There was more kinds of animals than you’ve ever seen.
And they ran about and played while the Earth was being born,
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn.
There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born,
The loveliest of all was the unicorn.
The Lord seen some sinning and it caused Him pain.
And He said, “Stand back, I’m going to make it rain!”
He said, “Hey, Brother Noah, I’ll tell you what to do,
Go and build me a floating zoo,”
“and take some”.......
“Green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born.
Don’t you forget My unicorns.”
Old Noah was there to answer the call,
He finished up the ark just as the rain started to fall.
Then he marched in the animals two by two,
And he called out as they came through,
“Hey Lord,”
“I’ve got green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I’m so forlorn,
I just can’t find no unicorns!”
And Noah looked out through the driving rain,
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games.
Kicking and splashing while the rain was pourin’,
Oh, them silly unicorns!
There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Noah cried, “Close the door because it’s starting to storm,
And we just can’t wait for those unicorns!”
The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide,
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried.
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away,
That’s why you never see unicorns to this very day.
You’ll see some green alligators and long-necked geese,
Lots of humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born,
You’re never gonna see a unicorn!
Click the link, it's right there.
How big is a raptor when it’s born? Maybe the size of small squirrel? If Noah was able to build a huge boat he could probably manage to build a couple small cages to keep baby raptors in.
Doesn't that go both ways? Of course, science has this darn little thing of carbon dating fossils.
http://science.howstuffworks.com/carbon-142.htm
But I know, I know.. God made carbon dating work where it would trick people into not believing that the earth is 5k years old.
Re; New earthers
Hard to argue with mind numbing monumental ignorance
Agreed. Getting 2 of every animal on Earth is hard enough, throw in the extinct ones and it’s almost impossible.
The Flintsones is historical fact.
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