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Woman Caught Stealing Duck From Sacramento Park
CBS5 ^ | Oct 24, 2008

Posted on 10/24/2008 12:17:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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I can't believe this is a real article. Some the sentences are hilarious.
1 posted on 10/24/2008 12:17:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Ping


2 posted on 10/24/2008 12:18:22 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be worth stealing as a pet for your kids.


3 posted on 10/24/2008 12:19:30 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspell)
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"The accused thief, Angela Chan....."

Peking Duck?

4 posted on 10/24/2008 12:19:42 PM PDT by Natural Law
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"The ducks are here for everyone, if you start taking them, everyone will," said one park-goer.

And this is why socialism (and Obama's plan) does not work.

5 posted on 10/24/2008 12:20:12 PM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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Angela Chan?

I think I know what was in store for the duck.

Somebody please report this post to the moderator.


6 posted on 10/24/2008 12:20:17 PM PDT by SBprone
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We have had people take them from local park and golf club ponds to eat them.


7 posted on 10/24/2008 12:20:20 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Natural Law

I was thinking “sounds like duck soup” for dinner.


8 posted on 10/24/2008 12:21:17 PM PDT by Constitutions Grandchild
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pet or lunch?


9 posted on 10/24/2008 12:21:55 PM PDT by Cailleach
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"The ducks are here for everyone, if you start taking them, everyone will," said one park-goer.

Really? For some reason I don't see that happening, but I've never been tempted to steal wildlife either.

10 posted on 10/24/2008 12:22:20 PM PDT by retrokitten (Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!)
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If someone can get a wild duck in a park to willingly come go with them and get in your trunk, maybe they should be able to keep the duck.


11 posted on 10/24/2008 12:22:22 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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This is a very Chinese area of Sacramento, with a large number of unassimilated immigrants. Half the business signs are in Chinese.
I think Ms. Chan was planning on some Peking duck.


12 posted on 10/24/2008 12:23:10 PM PDT by counterpunch (It's the SOCIALISM, Stupid!)
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13 posted on 10/24/2008 12:24:16 PM PDT by txroadkill (www.honorandremember.org)
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To: retrokitten

I like feeding ducks and watching them, but I have no desire to take them anywhere.


14 posted on 10/24/2008 12:24:42 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Glad they were able to quack the case.


15 posted on 10/24/2008 12:25:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Duck!)
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** ... but I’ve never been tempted to steal wildlife either.**

Took a Canadian goose from local park...from the thousend that were there. (City limits ..could’t shoot the dayumed thing)

Quite Tasty!!


16 posted on 10/24/2008 12:25:26 PM PDT by gwilhelm56 (Orwell's 1984 - to Conservatives a WARNING, to Liberals - a TEXTBOOK)
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To: Natural Law

Exactly.


17 posted on 10/24/2008 12:25:42 PM PDT by iowamark
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Viaduct?


18 posted on 10/24/2008 12:25:54 PM PDT by mrsmith
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This duck was intended for the dinner table.


19 posted on 10/24/2008 12:26:06 PM PDT by PGR88
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20 posted on 10/24/2008 12:27:22 PM PDT by DogBarkTree (That sharp pain to the LibRat's groin is called the Palin Effect.)
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