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Posted on 05/30/2008 5:41:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. Fortunately, an Exxon station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.
The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait, and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas, and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptist ladies watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/30/2008 5:44:51 AM PDT
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...
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posted on
05/30/2008 5:46:12 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/30/2008 5:49:02 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Skirting the line between rakishly charming and frighteningly maniacal.)
To: Lucky9teen
Coors put its slogan, “Turn it loose,” into Spanish, where it was read as “Suffer from diarrhea.” LOL!
Happy Friday All!
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posted on
05/30/2008 5:49:10 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Lucky9teen
Now that I’m totally dizzy from looking at your graphic. A hypnotist could make good use of it. I’m just staring at it, mesmorized..... who am I? Oh, that’s right, it’s Friday and I’m me, for the moment.
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posted on
05/30/2008 5:49:15 AM PDT
by
flaglady47
(Hey Obama, to quote your Preacher man, your "chickens have come home to roost")
To: Lucky9teen
To: Rummyfan
It's all Greck to me!!!
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posted on
05/30/2008 5:55:07 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
To: struwwelpeter
WTF?
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posted on
05/30/2008 5:57:27 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Graybeard58
To: Graybeard58
It's so easy to psych out my frying pan...
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posted on
05/30/2008 5:59:40 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/30/2008 5:59:46 AM PDT
by
najida
(The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.)
To: najida
I use the kitchen trash: can't stand all the comments...
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posted on
05/30/2008 6:02:34 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
To: Graybeard58
Hey, that’s old s*** for brains, I knew him!
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posted on
05/30/2008 6:04:13 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Lucky9teen
Probably not gonna get a ride:
To: Graybeard58
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posted on
05/30/2008 6:07:32 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
To: Lucky9teen
Q: What do you give an elephant suffering from diarrhea?
A: Lots of room.
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posted on
05/30/2008 6:07:48 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(What would a free man do?)
To: Lucky9teen
From Wikipedia:
“The Mitsubishi Pajero is a sport utility vehicle manufactured by Mitsubishi Motors. It is known as the Mitsubishi Montero in the Americas (except Brazil) and Spain, and as Mitsubishi Shogun in the United Kingdom. It was named after a mountain cat that inhabits the Patagonia plateau region in southern Argentina.[1] However, the name Montero (meaning “mountain warrior”) was adopted in Spanish language markets because Pajero is a slang term for “wanker”.”
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posted on
05/30/2008 6:09:18 AM PDT
by
E Rocc
(Resident smartass and Myspace Freepers group moderator. (http://groups.myspace.com/freepers))
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