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FreeRepublic ^ | April 11, 2008 | JR

Posted on 04/11/2008 5:47:55 AM PDT by Squidpup

Happy 2000000!


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KEYWORDS: 2000000; fr; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; peopleare4snacks; sionnsar; undead
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To: Tax-chick
"Good morning! It’s raining on my plants! I was going to go out after breakfast and water them. Raiing on the fertilizer on the back yard, too. Thanks!"

You will know my signs; thunder without lightning, and rain without clouds.

741 posted on 05/08/2008 5:33:28 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Surely you can't be serious!" -- I am serious, and don't call me surly.)
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To: Tax-chick
"Pat says he has a Universal Bean Pistol. I sense that it’s going to be One of Those Days. Is it 5 o’clock somewhere yet?"

One day, Pat will write the definitive novel of his time, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Beanstalk", under the nom de plume of Adam Adams.

742 posted on 05/08/2008 5:36:40 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Surely you can't be serious!" -- I am serious, and don't call me surly.)
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To: NicknamedBob

It had better be a best-seller, to pay for his psychoanalysis. James has his shoes on. He just told me four times, at the top of his lungs.


743 posted on 05/08/2008 5:56:08 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Yes, but how does that help?)
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To: Tax-chick; pax_et_bonum; Monkey Face; najida
A good-morning cutie for my fellow older ladies:

DP and I were watching an episode of Magnum, P.I., last night, and I observed that, while I mostly notice how immature the characters are, sometimes there's a shot of Tom Selleck that makes me say, "Halleluyah! Thank you, Lord, for making a thing of perfect beauty!"

744 posted on 05/08/2008 6:03:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Yes, but how does that help?)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
Pat says he has a Universal Bean Pistol....

Hmmm...Perhaps he's stalking the sacred cow...

745 posted on 05/08/2008 6:03:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face

We’re not allowed to have livestock in our subdivision :-).

Off to the library, return movies at Blockbuster, get hamburger buns at Harris Teeter. See ya!


746 posted on 05/08/2008 6:05:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Yes, but how does that help?)
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To: Tax-chick

There is NOTHING shabby about Tom Selleck!
He could put his shoes under my bed ANY time!

LOL!


747 posted on 05/08/2008 6:16:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Tax-chick

I have an errand to run this morning, too, and I’m really not excited about it. I don’t feel like doing it. But I promised.


748 posted on 05/08/2008 6:17:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Tax-chick

He is purdy.


749 posted on 05/08/2008 7:03:57 AM PDT by najida (On FR- Most guys see themselves is Brad Pitt, and think every woman here is Aunt Bea)
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To: Monkey Face

My bed has boxes of stationery, outgrown byos clothes, and a piano under it. And Wednesday.


750 posted on 05/08/2008 7:37:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Yes, but how does that help?)
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To: najida

Massively. Cataclysmically. Disastrously.

Ooops, I left the hamburger buns and the frozen fries in the van.


751 posted on 05/08/2008 7:38:17 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Yes, but how does that help?)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

Mine has tubs, bags and boxes under it and no room for catz! They hate me.


752 posted on 05/08/2008 7:49:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face

He can put his shoes in the closet :-).

I have to go mediate a dispute. Vlad just showed up at the gate complaining, “Pat he did telling me a question, Mama!”


753 posted on 05/08/2008 7:52:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Yes, but how does that help?)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

Gerard Butler ain't shabby either :)

754 posted on 05/08/2008 8:00:27 AM PDT by najida (On FR- Most guys see themselves is Brad Pitt, and think every woman here is Aunt Bea)
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To: najida

Ay-yi-yi!

(Move over Tom...you’ve been replaced!)


755 posted on 05/08/2008 8:01:58 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face; najida; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick
OK...time for some balance...

Nothing can ever replace Genie....
756 posted on 05/08/2008 8:33:31 AM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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To: najida

Yes, he’s worth a look, but he’s no Tom Selleck. Wrong bone structure. Great shoulders, though, and pretty blue eyes.


757 posted on 05/08/2008 8:33:59 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Yes, but how does that help?)
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To: rottndog

LOL!


758 posted on 05/08/2008 8:34:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Yes, but how does that help?)
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To: Tax-chick

Picky picky picky....


759 posted on 05/08/2008 8:49:20 AM PDT by najida (On FR- Most guys see themselves is Brad Pitt, and think every woman here is Aunt Bea)
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To: najida; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

The sun has broken through the May gray here in the cow patties...


760 posted on 05/08/2008 10:47:20 AM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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