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FreeRepublic ^ | April 11, 2008 | JR

Posted on 04/11/2008 5:47:55 AM PDT by Squidpup

Happy 2000000!


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KEYWORDS: 2000000; fr; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; peopleare4snacks; sionnsar; undead
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To: Darksheare
I was thinking more along the lines of “flamethrowers, piggle 40’s, and good old fashion zombie butt kicking.”

All good suggestions, but we may not have to resort to any of that. (Prepare, just in case.) Keep in mind that zombies are still simple creatures with little or no sense of introspection and/or critical thinking. We have already developed a reliable method for "turning" them, if you will. The heavy weaponry should be reserved for large groups of zombies, robots, and the occasional extraterrestrial vampire.



(This was one of the first tests of the Wernerenscheinzenhung-Jones rapid conditioning method performed on a larger scale than previous attempts.)

But first, to defeat this backwards mouse!

That could be an early warning sign. Should it start acting up again, distance yourself from the mouse, unplug it, tune a nearby radio to NPR, and leave the room for fifteen to twenty minutes.
401 posted on 05/02/2008 3:45:15 PM PDT by Das Outsider ("To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it." --G.K. Chesterton)
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To: Tax-chick

I don’t have much space for a garden, I just grow whatever I can because a lot of the produce at the stores here, well, sucks.


402 posted on 05/02/2008 4:05:00 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: darkangel82

We have plenty of room, but it’s hard work getting the ground in any shape to grow things. At least we didn’t have to clear the trees, burn the stumps, and excavate the rocks to get a meal!


403 posted on 05/02/2008 4:30:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Es cual rosa que floresce entre cardos de un jardin. Es doncella, virgen pura, del lingaje de David.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL, I guess the ground was still frosted. I used MSN maps to look at my old house, and they chopped down all the @#$%!# trees in the back yard. When we lived up north we waited till mid-May to plant things.


404 posted on 05/02/2008 4:41:09 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: darkangel82

We had frost on the roofs earlier this week, but the last real freeze was a couple weeks ago. The ground is just hard - clay and rocks.


405 posted on 05/02/2008 4:42:43 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Es cual rosa que floresce entre cardos de un jardin. Es doncella, virgen pura, del lingaje de David.)
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To: Tax-chick

*lurk-lurk*


406 posted on 05/02/2008 4:46:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.)
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To: Monkey Face

What are you doing lurking around here? Is your food bowl empty?


407 posted on 05/02/2008 4:51:10 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Es cual rosa que floresce entre cardos de un jardin. Es doncella, virgen pura, del lingaje de David.)
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To: Tax-chick

*burp*

Um...yes, it is. But I take full responsibility for it. *hic*

The beverage was excellent, by the way. You really know how to put on a good feed!

*burp*
*hiccup*


408 posted on 05/02/2008 4:54:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.)
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To: Monkey Face

Just don’t throw up on the carpet!

Time for me to put byos to bed, and assign someone to feed the catz. They’re threatening me.


409 posted on 05/02/2008 4:56:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Es cual rosa que floresce entre cardos de un jardin. Es doncella, virgen pura, del lingaje de David.)
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To: Tax-chick
I have had nothing to do with the way the catz are threatening you.

:OTCH!! OKOKOKOK!:

*ahem*

I've be "advised" to say no more about "cat food."

410 posted on 05/02/2008 5:07:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; SandyInSeattle; All
Well, I did like fanfan and took advantage of a slow work day to play hookey for a couple of hours. (I get back minutes on the hours of personal time lost to travel, but that's life.)

Took LoM to see "Expelled" -- good documentary! It provides a most easy target for its detractors in the selection of video clips used to illustrate concepts of bullying, etc., but it makes its point pretty well.

Amazing to recognize a number of places shown in the film -- certain locales I've walked in London, Dachau, Seattle and... right here in Redmond! (Victor's Coffee Shop is just some four-odd blocks south of the movie theatre.)

Also surprising... LoM knows two of the folks interviewed: the director of the Discovery Institute and the fellow they interviewed in Redmond. (I am terrible with names.) The latter looked familiar, I may have seen him at some R party functions.

And... I learned something about "Intelligent Design." They make a good argument about what's happened to American science, and it's not just in this arena.

411 posted on 05/02/2008 5:15:18 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: Monkey Face

I gave the catz their food. Wednesday called me a name left the room; I’m not sure why.


412 posted on 05/02/2008 5:17:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Es cual rosa que floresce entre cardos de un jardin. Es doncella, virgen pura, del lingaje de David.)
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To: sionnsar

It’s showing in Charlotte, but I’m unlikely to get to the theater. Good thing there’s DVD.


413 posted on 05/02/2008 5:18:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Es cual rosa que floresce entre cardos de un jardin. Es doncella, virgen pura, del lingaje de David.)
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To: sionnsar

Good post, Sion.


414 posted on 05/02/2008 5:18:21 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: Tax-chick

You can’t grow grass, but you can grow melons?


415 posted on 05/02/2008 5:22:16 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: sionnsar

I’ll make it a point to buy that movie when it comes out. I’m a sucker for Ben Steyn. (sp?)

I still have a lot of “mementos” from Dachau. I was there in the late ‘60’s and the odor was still there. That was a creepy feeling. By then, I had read everything that had been published about that, and have since learned more.

Still, I’m looking for a copy of Mein Kampf, to remind me what complacency can do to a people.


416 posted on 05/02/2008 5:22:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.)
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To: Monkey Face

*HUG*

Sleep well.


417 posted on 05/02/2008 5:23:36 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: Tax-chick

Perhaps your catz are tuned into the same frequency as my catz, and they are able to communicate by methods we have yet to understand.

Mine are glaring at me, and murmuring things I can’t quite make out. (My last post to you should have been a clue. I may be in danger.... Well, at least my legs...)


418 posted on 05/02/2008 5:26:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.)
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To: fanfan

You just got here! Or I did...

Are you leaving so soon?

*HUG*


419 posted on 05/02/2008 5:27:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.)
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To: All

I’m looking for slow cooker/crock pot recipes that don’t use prepared mixes.

Any advise would be appreciated.

Good night, everyone.


420 posted on 05/02/2008 5:27:48 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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