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The Poets of The Lair | April 2, 2008 | Soaring Feather

[tomkow6]

12 days to Allegra's HOMECOMING!!

12 days to Allegra's HOMECOMING!!

[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Exxon Gasoline station was just a block away.
 

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
 

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
 

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said,
'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'

[tomkow6]

CUBS 2

BREWERS 8 

 

NEXT GAME: 

TODAY

APRIL 3 @ 1:20 PM CST
 Radio: WGN 720

  VS   

CUBS 2

BREWERS 8 

 

NEXT GAME: 

TODAY

APRIL 3 @ 1:20 PM CST
 Radio: WGN 720

  VS   

[acad1228]

Mernin’ Tom! (I’m sneak-FReepin’ today)

[tomkow6]

WHY

ARE

YOU

SNEAK-FREEPIN'???

[acad1228]

cuz i’m ‘posed to be workin’, not playing on the inter-tubes

[Soaring Feather]

[tongue-tied]

Well poop. I ‘been gone, and was replying to the old thread. LOL Ooops.

[Soaring Feather]

Okay, no problem! LOL

We missed ya.

[NY Attitude]

Afternoon tongue-tied. Concrete and Random thinker? Hmmmmmm. Hope that you are well and safe.

[NY Attitude]

Good morning Ms. Feather. The sun is not up yet in my neck of the woods but hopefully it will be up and smiling soon. Of course I will be inside and probably won’t see it. It will be darker when I leave work than when I go in. Hope that all is well.

[Soaring Feather]

We have gorgeous sunshine today but it remains a tad chilly.

For many years I worked in labs with no windows, ugh,at the end of the work day it was like going from a cave into sudden daylight -blinded me most of the time.

All is well, thank you. Things are greening up around here now. I watched the trees bud the day it went to 61 degrees.

Good to see you, FR has not been without problems ;0)

[Soaring Feather]

We have gorgeous sunshine today but it remains a tad chilly.

For many years I worked in labs with no windows, ugh,at the end of the work day it was like going from a cave into sudden daylight -blinded me most of the time.

All is well, thank you. Things are greening up around here now. I watched the trees bud the day it went to 61 degrees.

Good to see you, FR has not been without problems ;0)

[Soaring Feather]

In case things go WOBBLY on you! LOL

[tomkow6]

I stayed up one night, wondering where the sun went to...then in the morning,it dawned on me..............

[Soaring Feather]

Tom, that's fabulous- I see a poem there.
Let's all have some fun with Tom's poem everyone add a line or more.

I stayed up one night,
wondering where the sun went to...
then in the morning,it dawned on me..............

that I looked like a fright
certainly much better by moonlight
where things go bump in the night
I scare myself with dreadful images
as the scrimmage line gets contiguous

I'll leave it there LOL.

[tomkow6]

that I looked like a fright
certainly much better by moonlight
where things go bump in the night
I scare myself with dreadful images
as the scrimmage line gets contiguous

I NEED SOME BEER

[tongue-tied]

that I looked like a fright certainly much better by moonlight where things go bump in the night I scare myself with dreadful images as the scrimmage line gets contiguous
I NEED SOME BEER

Not poured in my ear
But here in my spout,
So that I can holler,
And begin to shout.
If given enough,
Over time of course,
I can forget the silliness
Of my glorious divorce.

Must be an onerous whench...

[Soaring Feather]

that I looked like a fright
certainly much better by moonlight
where things go bump in the night
I scare myself with dreadful images
as the scrimmage line gets contiguous
SF

I NEED SOME BEER
Tomkow


Here here, Tom needs a BEER
his tongue is tasting the amber liquid
he languishes over, chips in dishes
Buffalo Wings dripping with Blue Cheese
the Cubbies on the tube, and Tom is free as the breeze.

SF

[tomkow6]

that I looked like a fright
certainly much better by moonlight
where things go bump in the night
I scare myself with dreadful images
as the scrimmage line gets contiguous

I NEED SOME BEER

Not poured in my ear
But here in my spout,
So that I can holler,
And begin to shout.
If given enough,
Over time of course,
I can forget the silliness
Of my glorious divorce.

I NEED MORE BEER