Posted on 03/25/2008 5:58:52 AM PDT by silent_jonny
There is not enough SPANX in North America for that Elvis.
That's just crazy. C'mon. I hate it when they do the vote manipulation comments.
He's created a new trend.
Rudy was ahead of his time :)
Cooks votes just kicked in. Must be a “dial idol” glitch.
It’s for the good of society.
Maybe Carly should spank him. :o
Hi, EG :)
Oh that’s bad.
Attention MEN: We KNOW you are bald! You are NOT fooling anyone! If you have to part your hair below your ears, you look DUMB.
It is sickening. I don't have any clue why they pimp for him so much. I guess they think he'll rake in the kiddie bucks kind of like a male Hannah Montana. Problem is, Monchichi can not do pop. Like Netizen says, he's an elevator musack singer.
And he couldn't even do the Elvis version. He had to Google until he found a more "modern" version. :-/
LMAO!!
Elvis has the Memphis Mafia hold him down while he works him over with some of his Vegas karate :)
I do NOT get it. At all. :(
LMAO!!
"Hi yah, man!"
I'm sure every sixteen year old wants this guy at their birthday party.
Netizen, unless there's something more to him than we've seen these last 4+ months, I don't think he's good enough. We have yet to see/hear him do anything in a style other than elevator musack. Plus he has all the on-stage charm and attractiveness of a floor board.
Hey there :)
She lives in California, she is almost 16, and she has never eaten shrimp?
LOL!! He looks like he’d have to notify the police if he was in the area of any 16 year olds.
1. David Cook - Baba O'Rielly - Absolute perfection. This was Cook at his absolute best.
2. Syesha Mercado - Proud Mary - Wow, what a transformation Syesha has made. Three weeks ago I was ready for her to be gone, and now she has changed herself from a SCREAMER to a singer, and is absolutely fabulous. We are seeing a star ebing born right in front of us.
3. David Archuletta - Love Me Tender - When I saw Monchichi was singing this my first thought was "Oh what a surprise , a heart felt ballad. again. just like every single other song he has sung." But, I have to give him his due, this was an absolutely flawless vocal masterpiece. Excellent.
4. David Cook - Hungry Like The Wolf - I like David, I liked his take on this song, and I loved his vocals. It wasn't WOW WOW WOW material, but it was a good solid performance.
5. Syesha Mercado - A Change is Gonna Come - I absolutely hated the arrangement, and I wish she had just sung it straight up to Sam Cooke's original, but that said her vocals were absolutely fabulous again! Great voice, awesome sound, HORRIBLE arrangement.
6. David Archuletta - Stand By Me - Monchichi singing a sweet heart felt ballad. Who'd a thunk it. YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
7. Jason DISASTRO - Mr. tambourine Man - Ummmmmmm it was better than I shot the sheriff. Of course eating moldy street scum would be better than Jason's version of I Shot the Sheriff. PLus he forgot the lyrics. UGH.
8. Jason DISASTRO - I shot the Sheriff - Please shoot the singer, before he tries to sing again. Please shoot the singer, cause he sucked with a Capitol S.........
OK, as for who shoud go home - No contest. If Jason does not leave after this bizarre ghastly ear-killing, gut wrenching, gag-inducing suckathon he put on I may just fly to Hollywood and blow up the Idol studio.
Final standing : David Cook, Syesha Mercado, David Archuletta, and the Dreadlocked disater who I can no longer even stomach saying his name.
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