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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD **** Aug. 9, 2007
Posted on 08/09/2007 5:05:59 AM PDT by StarCMC
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To: StarCMC
521
posted on
08/10/2007 10:57:33 AM PDT
by
007girl
To: CholeraJoe
I am Ravenclaw! But just barely. My Ravenclaw score was 2 points more than Slytherin.
To: honolulugal
Right. I didn’t touch him.
He’s probably a dimocrat.
523
posted on
08/10/2007 11:01:01 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: StarCMC
It was to good to pass up.
524
posted on
08/10/2007 11:11:26 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(And then it occured to me: a real rocket scientist posted the Friday silliness thread on Thursday.)
To: r-q-tek86
525
posted on
08/10/2007 11:13:26 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(And then it occured to me: a real rocket scientist posted the Friday silliness thread on Thursday.)
To: BJClinton
Did you kill the thread? LOL.
526
posted on
08/10/2007 11:45:50 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Motormouth always wins!)
To: Lady Jag
527
posted on
08/10/2007 11:49:24 AM PDT
by
honolulugal
(another Loon)
To: Lady Jag; StarCMC
|
Hi, Lady Jag!! Welcome to the Official Friday Silliness Thread!   
Wanna buy a burka? 
|
528
posted on
08/10/2007 11:52:18 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
To: honolulugal
Alright! You finally corrected it!
529
posted on
08/10/2007 11:56:24 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: tomkow6; StarCMC
Hey Tomkow!
530
posted on
08/10/2007 11:58:30 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: EarthBound
531
posted on
08/10/2007 11:58:44 AM PDT
by
MacDorcha
(We have been at war with this mindset since before the Socratic method was borne.)
To: tomkow6
532
posted on
08/10/2007 12:02:17 PM PDT
by
honolulugal
(TGIF . . . again)
To: honolulugal; AZamericonnie; Old Sarge; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; kjfine; HiJinx; ...
533
posted on
08/10/2007 12:09:27 PM PDT
by
tomkow6
(........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
To: StarCMC
Is this thread dead?
534
posted on
08/10/2007 12:44:39 PM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Jack Bauer would just whack him!)
To: tomkow6; honolulugal; AZamericonnie; Old Sarge; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; kjfine; ...
535
posted on
08/10/2007 12:45:57 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: tomkow6
536
posted on
08/10/2007 12:51:55 PM PDT
by
honolulugal
(TGIF . . . again)
To: StarCMC
Following Russia's lead, Wisconsin has now claimed ownership to all of North America...
537
posted on
08/10/2007 1:07:15 PM PDT
by
G8 Diplomat
(It's not public school anymore, it's public indoctrination)
To: honolulugal; AZamericonnie; Old Sarge; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; kjfine; HiJinx; ...
538
posted on
08/10/2007 1:16:17 PM PDT
by
tomkow6
(........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
To: Maximus of Texas
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that.
539
posted on
08/10/2007 1:19:34 PM PDT
by
Sonora
To: absolootezer0
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.
____
You may have read or heard this wisdom before, but I don’t believe
anyone has ever explained it as well as the incredibly wise Cliff Clavin on the sitcom “Cheers.” One afternoon, Cliff was explaining the “Buffalo Theory” to Norm. And here’s how it went:
“Well, ya see, Norm, it’s like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. “In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.”
“That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
540
posted on
08/10/2007 1:23:15 PM PDT
by
Sonora
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