Huh! What's up with them?
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Posted on 08/07/2007 7:52:15 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
I knew it! It was the squirrelz all along!
Yer in danger now.
....and I spied a chipmunk butt sliding in under the garage door as I was leaving for werk this morning...
... you’re being monitored. There are listening devices in your house now, and a GPS tracker on your car. Just don’t deviate from your normal, everyday routine or they’ll know you’re on to them.
They’re probably ticked off because I locked their flea control up in critter-proof containers.
That’s just a convenient excuse to disguise their true agenda.
Which is....? (apart from ruling the world)
Heh. They’ll have to figure out critter-proof containers first.
Why? They’ll have enslaved an entire planet of opposible thumbs. Mind control. You’ll see. Very scary.
The tinfoil must be working. So far I haven’t opened up the Temik for TheCritters.
That is what they want you to think.
Huh! What's up with them?
The one on the left is staring at me. I don’t trust it.
Nope. We be Auncient and Most Venerabable Dry Baptists.
Hope that’s not a deal-killer :)
Never trust a squirrel.
There are reports of a schizm developing between them and the chipmunks.
We should use this to our advantage.
But that’s only a rumor.
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