Lt Walter Haut's Notarized Affidavit Verifying Roswell Egg Shaped Craft Signed Pre Death in 2002 C2C

Cast to Coast AM Radio Show 1390 Farmington NM ^ | 19 JUN 2007 | WILLIAM J BIRNES

[potlatch]

Roswell information is always intriguing!! Thanks Quix.

[Quix]

I think Maccabee’s analysis is quite sound.

Alas, I think you and I both know . . .

A percentage of folks . . . especially the louder ones hereon . . . will not be convinced until

. . . A UFO LANDS IN THEIR LAP

and gives them a video taped anal probe simulcast on CNN.

By then, their chagrin might be terminal.

[Quix]

Actually,

given the headband driving the craft by thought-control . . .

it’s probably more accurate to say that the driver(s) and craft were one merged unit—a bit more intense, even, than wearing the craft.

[fieldmarshaldj]

It does ? Most of the trees in my yard are cedars.

[fieldmarshaldj]

The muppet told me, “Klaatu barada nikto !”

[fieldmarshaldj]

Man, that’s a bitch, ain’t it ?

[fieldmarshaldj]

I find if you arrange for a dealer to attach the particles to a nice, signed photo of Tony Orlando & Dawn, they sell far better. And it’s no fuss, no muss, too.

[Quix]

You obviously talked to an imposter muppet.

That code has been replaced a long time ago.

Tell your muppets they’d better to get their fake fur raked all the same direction or it’s the recycle bin for them.

Sheesh. What’s the Galactic Cluster coming to!

[Quix]

Guess I’ll just have to do without.

I’m fresh out of particles anyway. They were never a high priority. The dog’s allergic sneeze blew the last batch away.

They were part of the props in a flea circus the cat had.

I suspect the allergic sneeze was aimed just right by the dog out of spite. He’s always been jealous about the flea circus.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Well, he was an old muppet.

[fieldmarshaldj]

That’s not a dog.

[Quix]

Ah well.

But being an old muppet was, no doubt,

much better than being an old Las Vegas strumpet.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I hope you’re not calling Wayne Newton a whore, because that’s just below the belt, dude.

[Quix]

Welll, we KNOW he’s not a dog.

But we try to humor him.

Funny Farms are expensive these days.

[Redcloak]

Given that these creatures are smallish, it doesn't give much room for engines, fuel life support, etc., much less seating arrangements of a craft that defies or at least bends several of laws of physics.

Didn't you ever watch Dr. Who?

[Quix]

Wayne Newton?

What muppet drug HIM into it!

I wasn’t talking about Wayne!

I was talking about Fig Newton!

[fieldmarshaldj]

Oh, you can get that in the bargain bin at your local Target. One of Chevy Chase’s last good roles.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Is that his toupee ?

[Quix]

I hope you’re not calling Wayne Newton a whore, because that’s just below the belt, dude.

As I understand it . . .

MOST of that sort of work . . .

IS

below the belt!

[Quix]

Naw.

Fig Newton

was his REGULARITY . . .

Was a real fanatic about keeping his pipes clean.