Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
Did Miss Piggy and Kermie ever consummate their relationship?
I know they came pretty close a few times.
Muppet porn? You mean there really IS such a thing? Oh wow, is nothing sacred anymore?
Not on screen as far as I know.
OTOH Neither did Dilbert, but there was one time he showed up at work after a [rare] date with his tie limp...
Global Warming?
I always knew Dilbert was a 'ho!
Dutifully edited caption to the ppicture in LJ's post.
*Rolling eyes*
:-)
As you are all aware – grannie has been having some problems with her computer lately,unexpected crashes and black screens. That was just one of my endeavors that did not pan out. The good grannie did download a small program of mine which apart from remembering her birthday also changed half of every pixel to turn her screen into a camera.
I thought that perhaps I could make a little something on the side with the viewing rights – but nothing but gran in her nightie until 1:30 in the afternoon did not seem to me, or my test audience, a saleable commodity.
Nevertheless, the idea had its potential. I sent her a six inch shower head with a 5 megapixel camera carefully disguised as a jewel in the center.. This did offer some potential for the pre-game crowd in the bars. But steam and a pic of grannie´s bald spot did not enthrall my clients some of whom wanted their money back, although I only charged a measly 50cents.
However, your irrepressible inventor has now come up with the perfect shower head Mark X. A ten inch, hand held, vibrating, massaging, pulsing, music playing 12 mega pixel interleaved, fish eyed lens using the latest bubble and steam WIFI technology. This magnificent beauty, sent as a gift to a select few of our DD sisterhood, Derly, Sweets, Lady Jag for a start and I am sure many more will request one when they see them in action.
A small survey among the bar owners here in city has had encouraging results – playing an hour before and an hour after the football games on Saturday, Sunday and Monday with a repeat on Thursday will surely enhance their take on those days. A small license fee for even half the bars of Europe will enable me to buy Japan in Dubai´s Island World.
I have other irons in the fire but more of that later...
PS Nully, don´t steal the patents.
You can always send someone down to find out, some brave explorer in the name of science.
No way. Off the top of my head I can't even think of any improvements to your Mark X design...
Little beaver is not going to like this..........
:-)
For someone to win someone has to enter. When I first mooted the contest I felt that with such a prize at stake - myself and Dubai... our little Post Office would be inundated with mail. I did suggest that our Postmaster hire some temporary workers for the deluge.
I am glad he held off because I had to tell him that I had changed the application address to the big city so as not to inconvenience him and that I would collect it myself in a van each day.
Only one letter, saying how wonderful I was and what you would like to do on this weekend to remember would have won you the prize of a lifetime. But I now realize you all felt you could not be so lucky so did not bother to pay the postage.
Of course, it may all be for the best as I did ask for donations to send myself and the lucky lady to this enchanting place. I have come to realize that the DDers are not in the giving mood -- or it must be the bad winter that depresses them.
Some might suggest they are too damn cheeeeeep, but I wouldn´t.
Remember Derly, you will soon receive a beautifully gift wrapped high tech, hand held shower head. When you use it just think of the time you could have had in the opulence of the Dubai Hotel in the mysterious East.
Who know Derly girl, one day I may even take you to visit the Yoshiwara in the land where cherries blossoms.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll pee your pants...
Hey, how come LJ only gets *rolling eyes* but I always get a *major eye roll* from you? She's MUCH worse than I am! I think you're prejudiced against beavers. :P
That's it! Now get rid of the lady and put Nully in there. A precious moment with Big Bird would be a dream come true for him. :)
Miss Surf and Turf got a bit jealous cos I bought myself a big pot and put lots of stuff in it. And just because I was a little disorganized, as it was my first time, almost everything I used seem to gravitate to the floor including a coke bottle a tray and and half the veggies. But that was explained by the fact I did not clear the deck before embarking on this first attempt at making something in a pot.
I thought the primitives learned to do this thousands of years ago so I should know more than the did. They knew more than me cos they started on the floor my stuff just ended up there anyway - so maybe they cut out the counter bit.
Anyway - Miss Cordon Blu told me I would die and if I didn´t she would kill me. It made me wonder how her children survived, as Judge grannie only has two sentences I may just let you live or I will kill you. Talk about sedation Sweets - I have to use all my negotiating skills to take her mind of sharp objects, and doing your blameless Cardy an injury.
However, today I reheated the stuff and it was delicious -If I had a couple of buckets of this I could feed half Zimbabwe.
But I did notice one thing -- along time after I turned the heat off the center kept bubbling - I wonder if the bacteria were having a ball down there reproducing - naaaaw just grannie's obsession with cleanliness.
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