Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
Eeeevil, I tell you.
Fear not, she shall dream horrible things tonight.
Or was that she shall thing horrible dreams?
Oh, let's not go with "horrible." Let's work with something devilishly mischievous; something befitting a devious, meddling stinker like Gran....say...something along the lines of having her take a looooooong trip. At the end of the road is a tavern, with an elegantly spread buffet, full of sumptuous delicacies and decadent delights, promising a culinary ecstasy beyond description. She approaches the table, quivering in anticipation of indulging her appetite on the tantalizing cornucopia.....only to discover that her arms aren't long enough to reach the table and there is none to help. Too much?
Sounds like a plan.
Doubly so if the culinary delights are mind bendingly good, and people are saying such.
Garlic doesn't actually ward me off.. but it helps.
Sleep well, I am heading off to bed myself.
Oh yes; emphasis is important.
Oh, don't be silly! You know I have you in my power.
Sleep on that!
I hadn't seen this one before.
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened to you?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me!" "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's! driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
Some say they can hear the shooter say 'Alah Akbar' in the video.
I don't know about you but I can feel real evil in that video! My whole nervous system has the jetteers!
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Dramatic Home Video Shows Utah Mall Rampage (Mature, Featured) Leaked: 1 day ago
Type: Video (195 Secs) | In: News | By darkhorse | 101 Comments | 113295 Views
Jaron Dansie was inside a Salt Lake City shopping mall when 18-year old Sulejmen Talovic entered the building, pulled a gun and started shooting people at random. As he took shelter inside one of the ...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8dbc5_4507
Eveeevil is as eeeevil does. I am thinking of testing another loaf of bread right now.
Hold me down someone...is it another loaf or bread or chocolate chip cookies? Maybe I should tie my hands, and listen to my book?
Oh dear I haven't figured out "what's for supper yet". I guess it's back to thinking about fooooooooooood!
Wow...that was something, wasn't it? I couldn't tell about the Alah Akbar, but it almost sounded like it in their own language. I've never heard it said in a shout by a Moslem, and don't want to if I can help it. :(
The garlic bread must have helped because I slept good with no fleeting glimpses of weird creatures.
Of course I didn't have any glimpses of young good looking hunks either...so it's a toss-up.
Now that post is puuuuuuuuuuuuuure eeeeeeeevil.
More on the Utah mall....
This is the same one is by CBS news showing the young man who took it and also describting what the police have to do to save our live in situations like this.
http://cbs5.com/national/local_story_046013508.html
Glad your puter is off the sick bed list and you are up to eyes balls in discision of what to make next!:)
I did have one shut-down this morning, but I think it was my beta-softwares fault. It didn't shut down the same way as before.. It rebooted, so that's why I think it was the software. If it keeps doing it, I'll take it back in, because they said to. They want a satisfied customer. ;)
I did two loads of laundry, made two pillow slipcovers, cleaned the two front windows of bugs and grass clippings, and now Al is fixing me a sandwich for lunch.
No food or bread on the menu yet, lol, but it's still hanging there, and my back is broke from sewing and folding clothes. ;)
Will check that vid out after lunch.
BWA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAAA!
I was busy chasing about nubile young undead things, so no dreams for you.
/ bad joke.
Wondering how long it will take until they notice the image.
I say about two hours.
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