Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 30

December 31, 2006 | Me

[Lady Jag]

Why not?

[Lady Jag]

Okay, yes, it sounds like a good story and thanks for not making me read it!

[Lady Jag]

I try to live a full life.

[Lakeshark]

Your dinner sounded better than mine, but dang......you grilled it outside?

Poor Nemo.

Surf & turf............

[Lady Jag]

Dinner tonight was due to a major craving. I had to have steak and the only way I'll eat it is grilled.

It's not as bad as it sounds. Once the grill is lit, the area around it warms up enough for total comfort. In the winter, the grill has to be near a light, so I moved it closer to the house and rarely get a chill.

Having to shovel snow to use the grill is a pain, but doesn't happen often enough.

[Lakeshark]

Having to shovel snow to use the grill is a pain

Oh man.......the cousin brigade is going to think you live in the middle of Siberia...........

[Lakeshark]

If you think we have problems in winter....check this out: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1776550/posts

[sweetliberty]

Speaking of "insensitive" men...got this from my dad:

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."

[Lady Jag]

In some ways Mass. resembles Siberia year 'round.

[Lakeshark]

Well........you do have two stellar senators to help cheer you up........

Are you near Boston? I went to college there, used to surf at the Cape long ago.

[Lakeshark]

For you Oregonians: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1776567/posts

[Lady Jag]

I'm between Boston and the Cape, lived all my life here mostly in Plymouth & Bristol Counties with a short stint in Norfolk.

[Lakeshark]

One of my best friends here recently moved from Massachusetts.

We tease her unmercifully about her accent.

She is not an NRA instructress, however.......

[Lady Jag]

She sits there and smiles, all the while knowing that she is not the one with the accent.

[Lakeshark]

all the while knowing that she is not the one with the accent gun.

Dutifully corrected......

[restornu]

Oh that was painful LOL

[Cardhu]

GOOD MORNING ALL

Have you always wanted to own an island in the sun - here´s your chance.

Say, another three milion for your Chateau and you would be sitting pretty.


The World

[sweetliberty]

Is this part of the bribe incerntive package for applicants to restock your stable assure the constant availability of quality female companionship?

[Cardhu]

...and the essential privacy to give one´s imagination free rein to devise delightful games in a wonderful climate.

Now how do I lay my hands on...













$10,000,000

[sweetliberty]

Perhaps you should partner with Darks. While I'm out slaving away, he is at my house staging exotic dreams starring Gran and dashing and studly men. And what do I get? Not boring, Hmph!