[TigerLikesRooster]

Not even brain science would not change feminazis' mind. To them, there is no such difference ever.

[Right Brother]

THE HAIRCUT:

Women's version:

Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Men's version:

Man2: Haircut?

Man1: Yeah.

[Dixie Yooper]

From one of my favorite Life In Hell cartoon clips,
"Fish won't bite when girls are talking"

[JamesP81]

There's a serious side to all this too.

I've never had a serious relationship, but more than one of my friends involved in them have told me that their girlfriends / fiances / wives will not keep their mouths shut about things that they should. The most common problem is that a man's significant other will tell everything he says to her to her mother, who will promptly distribute it to the whole planet (this is really bad if the guy was saying something about someone else, as it then usually gets back to the person). It's really frustrating for men because once it happens once, we don't feel like we can tell our significant others anything. We feel we can only tell them things we'd tell strangers or not-so-close friends.

[Sybeck1]

Mostly nagging I have found out.

[SunkenCiv]

That's easy for you to say. [rimshot!]