Grieving wife sliced off willy

The Sun ^ | 09/12/2006 | The Sun Staff

[Landru]

"A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir. Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood."

Ever known such love, old man?

"She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins."

First time I heard that term employed to describe a fella's stones.
I mean surely they couldn't have actually meant the pickle variety.

"But she was spotted by a nurse and arrested in Stuttgart, Germany."

Ahhh I see now, it's a German thing.

...YA! {g}