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How To Tell If You've Been Abducted By Aliens
Weekly World News ^ | 11/10/2005 | Nick Jeffreys

Posted on 03/28/2006 11:44:50 AM PST by Froufrou

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To: ferri
THAT was how it got started. lol

I thought that was REAL! :-O
41 posted on 03/28/2006 12:36:17 PM PST by Froufrou
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To: Froufrou

LOL!!!!!!! can you imagine if there really were two of him? yeesh!


42 posted on 03/28/2006 12:49:54 PM PST by ferri (Be Politically Incorrect: Support the Constitution!)
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To: Da Bilge Troll
I woke up this morning and suddenly discovered I was missing my head - does that count?

That depends. If you woke up without the one above your shoulders, then you were abducted. If you woke up without the other one, you probably just need to check your bedroom closet for Lorena Bobbitt.

43 posted on 03/28/2006 1:44:58 PM PST by Mordacious
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To: Bacon Man; Hap; Xenalyte; Allegra

I think I saw an alien at Nick's the other night.

He was drinking beer at the bar, I think.


44 posted on 03/28/2006 3:47:18 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full!)
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To: Dashing Dasher; Bacon Man; Hap; Allegra; humblegunner

I'm worried at all the symptoms I exhibit.

Maybe the alien from the Hasselhoff video got to me!


45 posted on 03/28/2006 5:10:40 PM PST by Xenalyte (You're not the boss of Tiger Bot Hesh!)
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"Extraterrestrials possess the ability to wipe human memory clean," said Dr. J. Albert Longneck, a UFO investigator from Houston, Texas. "You could be kidnapped once or twice a week and you wouldn't remember a thing."

We call them "staff meetings".

46 posted on 03/28/2006 5:16:58 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full!)
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To: Mordacious

Snork!


47 posted on 03/28/2006 5:17:36 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full!)
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Maybe the alien from the Hasselhoff video got to me!

Don't mock the Thetans, they'll run you into the closet sure.

48 posted on 03/28/2006 5:25:37 PM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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