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How To Tell If You've Been Abducted By Aliens
Weekly World News ^
| 11/10/2005
| Nick Jeffreys
Posted on 03/28/2006 11:44:50 AM PST by Froufrou
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To: ferri
THAT was how it got started. lol
I thought that was REAL! :-O
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posted on
03/28/2006 12:36:17 PM PST
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
LOL!!!!!!! can you imagine if there really were two of him? yeesh!
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posted on
03/28/2006 12:49:54 PM PST
by
ferri
(Be Politically Incorrect: Support the Constitution!)
To: Da Bilge Troll
I woke up this morning and suddenly discovered I was missing my head - does that count?That depends. If you woke up without the one above your shoulders, then you were abducted. If you woke up without the other one, you probably just need to check your bedroom closet for Lorena Bobbitt.
To: Bacon Man; Hap; Xenalyte; Allegra
I think I saw an alien at Nick's the other night.
He was drinking beer at the bar, I think.
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posted on
03/28/2006 3:47:18 PM PST
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Dashing Dasher
(Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full!)
To: Dashing Dasher; Bacon Man; Hap; Allegra; humblegunner
I'm worried at all the symptoms I exhibit.
Maybe the alien from the Hasselhoff video got to me!
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posted on
03/28/2006 5:10:40 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
(You're not the boss of Tiger Bot Hesh!)
To: Xenalyte
"Extraterrestrials possess the ability to wipe human memory clean," said Dr. J. Albert Longneck, a UFO investigator from Houston, Texas. "You could be kidnapped once or twice a week and you wouldn't remember a thing."We call them "staff meetings".
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posted on
03/28/2006 5:16:58 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full!)
To: Mordacious
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posted on
03/28/2006 5:17:36 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full!)
To: Xenalyte; Dashing Dasher; Bacon Man; Hap; Allegra
Maybe the alien from the Hasselhoff video got to me! Don't mock the Thetans, they'll run you into the closet sure.
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posted on
03/28/2006 5:25:37 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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