How To Torpedo A First Date

cbs ^ | 2-4-06

[Maximus of Texas]

Yeah, Sugarland sings it.

[Fruitbat]

The 'old wisdom' works.

Yes it does. It not only works, but is vastly superior.

[dc27]

I beg to differ. I knew a fellow that tried to slip some gas out while driving his date home, and... ...he discovered that his backside was incapable of differentiating the three states of matter. Now that right there, that's a deal-breaker.

Don't eat beans on a first date. Wait until you are married, then its ok.

[Oberon]

Yeah, well, it may be acceptable to eat beans after you're married, but it's NEVER acceptable to drop a deuce in your tighty whities while you're driving your date home from the movies!