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Posted on 01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST by dhls

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To: NicknamedBob

I see - don't want to get shot on the rise huh?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ..... ballistic adult accessories.... oh Marge.....


5,681 posted on 02/24/2006 11:31:29 AM PST by the Marshal
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To: Tax-chick

Flying Castles - Lent - Maundy Thursday - you are Catholics of the Outer Belt Alliance!

Can I borrow some of the Holy Atomic Artillery when I chastise Ming with heavenly force?

I'll give you his skull as a reliquary for the Orbs-


5,682 posted on 02/24/2006 11:46:08 AM PST by the Marshal
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To: Monkey Face

Sunday I am going to Santa Barbara for the day.


5,683 posted on 02/24/2006 12:16:54 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Ah!! So you DO get a day off! Good ON ya!


5,684 posted on 02/24/2006 12:20:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: the Marshal; Dead Corpse; Darksheare

*ahem*

Not all of us are Catholics...but we ARE all in the family...and I believe Dead Corpse and Darksheare are the men in charge of the 'splosions, around here. I'm sure you could work something out with them about "borrowing" atomic artillery...Darksheare, especially.

How are you today?


5,685 posted on 02/24/2006 12:23:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Monkey Face
Catholic? Hehhe... no.

Nukes? Not sure we have any of the smaller munitions converted for arty shells. I was going to wait a bit before I tried out the Planet Buster Parfait I've been working on.

5,686 posted on 02/24/2006 12:41:00 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Parfait, huh? That works. I'm sure it will get the job done. Will you be able to modify it for use on trolls?

How are you feeling today? Better, I hope?


5,687 posted on 02/24/2006 12:45:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: the Marshal
Alice is Episcopalian. Between us, we have twelve children, so we'll be responsible for populating Mars once Bob has the climate situation under control.

Can I borrow some of the Holy Atomic Artillery when I chastise Ming with heavenly force?

You can have the Molasses Miasma of Niceness and the Dread Words of Power, "Bless your heart, honey!" And some muffins and prayer cards for the troops.

5,688 posted on 02/24/2006 12:47:47 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Monkey Face
That's the glory of it. Find their home planet, pull a Death Star on it. Get Savior of the Republic medal from foxy chick and droids later.

Yeah... I'm getting there. Classes are suffering. Gonna hurt my average. There are other issues there I don't wanna get into though...

5,689 posted on 02/24/2006 12:48:39 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Tax-chick

Hi, TC!

Glad to see you're still posting. I hope everything is under control, now. (Does Vlad ever get filled up?)


5,690 posted on 02/24/2006 12:50:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Dead Corpse

KEWL! Sounds like you have it all worked out! MY kinda guy!

I'm sorry the classes are suffering. I won't poke my nose in where it doesn't belong, so you can rest easy on that.
I was mostly concerned for your health. I'm sure that's been a factor in your classes. (Take care of you, OK?)


5,691 posted on 02/24/2006 12:53:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Monkey Face

We were asleep, but now we're back. The Starving Maw sometimes gets full, but then he just spits until he has room to eat again. I have *never* had a child as hungry as this one. At least, not at his age - Bill has been constantly starving since he learned to run, around age 2 :-).

Vlad goes to the doctor on Tuesday for his checkup. It will be very interesting to see how much he's gained.


5,692 posted on 02/24/2006 12:53:59 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Monkey Face
Couldn't talk yesterday. Nothing above a croak.

Mucho better today. Should be right as rain by Sunday. Just hope my girls don't get this.

5,693 posted on 02/24/2006 12:59:40 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Take your vitamins!


5,694 posted on 02/24/2006 1:02:01 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Tax-chick
If I take any more vitamins, my pee would be reclassified as a "health food source".

How's the new spawn doing? Still packing on the pounds? I've only been able to keep a partial eye on the UT progress. Zon and I have our next "window of opportunity" coming up in 13 days on her calander.

5,695 posted on 02/24/2006 1:17:09 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL! Hope you and Zon have a terrific time!

Vlad eats all the time, and it feels like I'm picking up a bowling ball. He's in good health except for a stuffy nose and some gas pains. (Snort, gripe, explosions from the posterior ...)

I hope you feel better quickly!


5,696 posted on 02/24/2006 1:19:55 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh you know - the usual.

Here I am trying to write the orders for the campaign to destroy the Imperial Green Dragon Guards, and make arrangements for the Execution Dinner Gala (white tie only RSVP) of Ming, and the wife keeps up with the

Trash won't take itself out!
When are you going to paint that fence, your Excellency?

Work work work work work - a Conqueror never gets any respect. Hooey.
(just you wait Honeybunch-) oh? nothing dear...


5,697 posted on 02/24/2006 1:25:17 PM PST by the Marshal
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To: Dead Corpse
If I take any more vitamins, my pee would be reclassified as a "health food source".

Nutritious piss?

(Ok, second day in a row I have said 'piss' om the UT)

5,698 posted on 02/24/2006 1:28:20 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Tax-chick
Perpetuation of the species. Hoping that on this roll of the dice it comes up Y chromo time. Winchester the cat and I are feeling outnumbered by the XX contingent.

Glad to hear it. Amazing how fast these critters grow up. Starting to teach Ana some Shakespeare phrases already. Still working on "I'll have thy head for this..."

5,699 posted on 02/24/2006 1:41:20 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Try, "First, we kill all the lawyers!"


5,700 posted on 02/24/2006 1:44:19 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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