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Couple Claims Aliens Abducted, Probed Them
WKMG_TV NEWS ^ | 12-22-2005

Posted on 12/23/2005 6:49:38 AM PST by Cagey

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To: xsmommy

Oh my gosh! I told you I was abducted the other day while driving - I was headed one direction and ended up on a highway totally the other way! No way it was my mistake - aliens abducted me then put me back down on that road........ now I have proof!


41 posted on 12/23/2005 8:11:46 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

just hope they didn't get ya pregnant with alien spawn....


42 posted on 12/23/2005 8:13:08 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy

Now THAT would be a feat, wouldn't it?


43 posted on 12/23/2005 8:15:51 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

you have NO idea of what technology they possess, so don't be all smug, missy...


44 posted on 12/23/2005 8:16:36 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
I didn't notice any scars or anything, but my daughter was with me and she has no recollection of us getting lost either - just driving and coming out on a road miles from the mall.
45 posted on 12/23/2005 8:19:45 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

are you sure that is your daughter....hmmmm....?


46 posted on 12/23/2005 8:20:20 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

In High School we used to call that "no time". As in "oh my gosh, where have we been? 'there is no time'!"


47 posted on 12/23/2005 8:21:45 AM PST by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: xsmommy

Now that you mention it, I haven't heard her tell her brother that he makes noises when he chews........ hmmmmm


48 posted on 12/23/2005 8:22:14 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: bonfire

No time huh......... we called it "oh crap I'm in trouble"


49 posted on 12/23/2005 8:22:53 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

same thing :)


50 posted on 12/23/2005 8:24:04 AM PST by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: bonfire

Your way sounded better.


51 posted on 12/23/2005 8:26:14 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

We are more refined here in Ohio! :)


52 posted on 12/23/2005 8:26:53 AM PST by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: bonfire

We have more guns.


53 posted on 12/23/2005 8:28:18 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

You have IKEA. You win.


54 posted on 12/23/2005 8:30:01 AM PST by bonfire (dwindler)
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Oh my gosh! I told you I was abducted the other day while driving - I was headed one direction and ended up on a highway totally the other way! No way it was my mistake - aliens abducted me then put me back down on that road........ now I have proof!

That's just the way we build our roads in PA. ;-)

SD

55 posted on 12/23/2005 8:31:11 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: bonfire

Oh that is so true isn't it?


56 posted on 12/23/2005 8:32:21 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

It just KILLS me!


57 posted on 12/23/2005 8:33:13 AM PST by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: SoothingDave

I'm originally from West Texas where roads are flat and straight..... Houston is PA but without the snow or hoagies......roads literally change names at an intersection.


58 posted on 12/23/2005 8:33:22 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: bonfire

The commercials are great - the guy looks and sounds like an elf (no offense to elves anywhere)


59 posted on 12/23/2005 8:35:45 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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No hoagies? Then what do the band kids sell to earn money?

SD

60 posted on 12/23/2005 8:36:24 AM PST by SoothingDave
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