**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers ^ | 11/11/2005 | pffft

[Peepster]

2007 Ford Shelby GR1 Concept Car
Ford’s $7 million 2007 Shelby GR1 car of the year...

Ford spent $5 million developing this car, and another $2 million just building this particular one.

This is the first and only one of this type in existence, and was completed in early March 2005 in California.

In January 2004 it was sketched out on paper. In February, a full-size mockup was molded in clay.

Now, a year later, the real thing is on its way to the Detroit Auto Show, delivered by Kitty Hawk. This car wasn’t a mockup or a shell. The sculptor, designer and escort for the car is hoping it will take best of show this year.

This is the 2007 Ford Shelby GR1 concept car. If Ford decides to put it into production, potential buyers can expect to pay around $200,000 U.S. for it.

The entire exterior of the car is polished aluminum, and it has liquid cooled LED headlights...

[EX52D]

Sure wish I was off...

[Peepster]

Blonde's 710 Cover

A blonde walked into a Lordco auto accessory parts store asking for a "710 cover" for her car engine. The man at the counter looked puzzled and told her he had never heard of a 710 cover. She explained that her car had always had one since new, but she noticed it was gone after the last servicing.

After spending an hour checking everything in the parts catalogue and consulting several other staff members, one of the service agents asked her if she could draw a 710 cover.

She held up her hands and made a circle about 2 ½ inches. He still didn't understand and patiently asked her to draw a picture for him (by that time there were several employees watching the proceedings).

The woman drew a circle (with an edge like a flower) and wrote 710 inside the circle… All the employees started to laugh - why did they laugh?   

Click here to see for yourself!

[Peepster]

Click here to see for yourself!

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm not very happy about this one!

You Are Ugly Underwear!

Comfortable and soft, more people like you than let on. But it's very difficult for you to show yourself in public.

What Crappy Gift Are You?

[Rightly Biased]

Proper Reply for every one of those....

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Tech Support: Do you still have the box your computer came in?

Customer: Yes

Tech Support: Box it up and send it back you are too stupid to own a computer.

[EX52D]

LOL...cute.

[PaulaB]

LOL thats whats so funny about it...

its so confusing ;)

[Chanticleer]

EEEW! I think that one beats the fruit cake! Sorry. Socks really weren't so bad.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Wow! Great car, I want one.

[SweetCaroline]

I bet it's full of bugs! eeeewwwwwwwwwww

[raccoonradio]

Hey, how's that Mapes book selling?

[Hoodlum91]

We know you aren't really ugly underwear Dash!

You Are Socks!

Cozy and warm... but easily lost. You make a good puppet.

What Crappy Gift Are You?

[Michael Goldsberry]

LOL!

[EX52D]

You Are Socks!

Cozy and warm... but easily lost. You make a good puppet.

What Crappy Gift Are You?

[TheresaKett]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed, "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

[Peepster]

As an experiment, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are placed in separate rooms and left with a can of food, but no can opener. A day later, the rooms are opened, one-by-one.

In the first room, the engineer is snoring, with a battered, opened and emptied can. When asked, he explains that when he got hungry, he beat the can to its failure point.

In the second room, the physicist is seen mouthing equations, with a can popped open beside him. When asked, he explains that when he got hungry, he examined the stress points of the can, applied pressure, and "pop!"

In the third room, the mathematician is found sweating, and mumbling to himself, "Assume the can is open, assume the can is open..."

[Chanticleer]

Are you ready to take the quiz?

Etiquette Quiz

[LongElegantLegs]

That's okay; I was a self-help book, which is just as bad...

[TheresaKett]

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.