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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare; Darkchylde; Alice au Wonderland; All
*stretches*
*yawns*
*takes a sip of coffee*
Mornin' all...
9,181
posted on
12/20/2005 5:21:06 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
9,182
posted on
12/20/2005 5:22:16 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: Dead Corpse
Mornin'.
Just time for a quick hello. I'm off to the dentist.
Have a frabjous day!
9,183
posted on
12/20/2005 5:42:25 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Dead Corpse
Mornin'.
You drinkin' that left-handed?
9,184
posted on
12/20/2005 5:54:23 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
Considering I am in fact left-handed, yes. Still getting a few twinges, but the bruising is noticably less.
Of course, after yesterdays chest routine on top of the rest of it, my right shoulder hurts now as well. I musta been doing something right. ;-)
How are you doing?
9,185
posted on
12/20/2005 5:58:06 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Tax-chick
9,186
posted on
12/20/2005 5:59:20 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse; Tax-chick
I'm doing fine, today.
Yesterday was a bit more challenging. My daughter's car started popping its lugs on the driver-side front wheel, so it had to be rescued.
The trick was to replace the broken lug studs with new ones, without proper garage facilities. It's difficult to strike something hard when your hand sometimes gets the strike instead. -- The car got rescued and is in the garage now.
Whether she was driving it hard or not, she's learning -- you can't.
9,187
posted on
12/20/2005 6:17:15 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
Popping the lugs? The only time I've seen a car do that is when they were loose to begin with. Weird.
9,188
posted on
12/20/2005 6:25:17 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob
We've taken Pat's diapers away, so we're stuck at home putting him on the toilet every 20 minutes. Twerp.
9,189
posted on
12/20/2005 6:32:47 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: Tax-chick
Just explain to Pat that in the spirit of Christmas giving, they are going to someone who needs them, little Teddy Kennedy, Johnny's younger brother.
9,190
posted on
12/20/2005 6:47:54 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: fanfan
:-( Life is like that sometimes. *\:-(
9,191
posted on
12/20/2005 6:53:29 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Tax-chick
LOL... sounds like... er... fun.
9,192
posted on
12/20/2005 7:02:07 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
LOL! That's actually kind of a good idea - "We had to give the diapers to the poor children!" - except that we need them for James.
I promised the children we'd get a new cat when we have no family members wearing diapers, so I'm hoping I'll get help training James as soon as Pat's out of the way. Then we'll still have Baby Whosis, of course, and any potential others ...
(Can you tell I'm not *real* eager for a new cat yet?)
9,193
posted on
12/20/2005 7:05:23 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: Tax-chick
LOL... At the rate you are going, you are gonna keep having kids until you are old enough for Depends yourself. ;-)
Not the way I would have gotten aroud the whole "cat buying" issue, but if it works for you...
9,194
posted on
12/20/2005 7:07:21 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Tax-chick
What? You're not going to "free-range" Whosis?
It's so much healthier, don'tcha know?
9,195
posted on
12/20/2005 7:08:54 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Dead Corpse
I like babies better than cats!
9,196
posted on
12/20/2005 7:09:09 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: NicknamedBob
If we move to the farm, we could use the fertilizer, I guess.
Well, all the children are screaming at each other - guess I'd better go knock some heads together, and put Patrick on the toilet again.
9,197
posted on
12/20/2005 7:11:09 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: Tax-chick
LOL... yeah... but you don't have to worry about a college fund for a cat. ;-)
9,198
posted on
12/20/2005 7:21:13 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Tax-chick
9,199
posted on
12/20/2005 7:21:29 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
9,200
posted on
12/20/2005 7:21:43 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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