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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Monkey Face; Baraonda

The chiding was more for the irrepressible ute at your heels.

I think he needs an assignment to keep him out of trouble.


Baraonda, would you be interested in joining the interior canopy maintenance teams? If you're not opposed to rock-climbing and hang-gliding, of course.

They are similar in purpose to fire-fighters, except that their goal is to preserve our vital breathing air should there be a meteorite puncture of the "glass" of the canopy.


7,801 posted on 12/15/2005 4:32:38 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Darkchylde

I fell and hit the sidewalk...


7,802 posted on 12/15/2005 4:32:52 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darkchylde; Irish_Thatcherite

In the British Isles, "pavement" is a sidewalk. I believe macadam is pavement.


7,803 posted on 12/15/2005 4:33:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Baraonda

Y0u g0t zer0s.


7,804 posted on 12/15/2005 4:33:26 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

The double sequential digits and I have an "understanding".


7,805 posted on 12/15/2005 4:33:48 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Monkey Face

Amen!

Do I hear another amen to that post?


7,806 posted on 12/15/2005 4:34:09 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

It seems the zeros understand....


7,807 posted on 12/15/2005 4:34:42 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Around here, if you're "thumbin'" it usually means
your putting your thumb to your nose... at someone.
I'm not sure if that made sense.


7,808 posted on 12/15/2005 4:35:26 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Monkey Face

Usually concrete.


7,809 posted on 12/15/2005 4:35:31 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Zeros are all encompassing....


7,810 posted on 12/15/2005 4:36:19 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Baraonda

*whispers* (Probably not...don't get your hopes up...)


7,811 posted on 12/15/2005 4:36:45 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Thanks. But it's only a "00."


7,812 posted on 12/15/2005 4:36:50 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Darkchylde

7,813 posted on 12/15/2005 4:37:01 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

They are...


7,814 posted on 12/15/2005 4:37:50 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Ah. Even though it was Mr. McAdam that invented the tarry stuff, eh? OK. Learn something new every day...


7,815 posted on 12/15/2005 4:38:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yeah, that's hitch-hiking.


7,816 posted on 12/15/2005 4:39:08 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Baraonda
Thanks. But it's only a "00."

Better than.. er... nothing.

7,817 posted on 12/15/2005 4:39:23 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

I mean that sidewalks/pavement are concrete, we call the other stuff 'tarmac'.


7,818 posted on 12/15/2005 4:40:49 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darkchylde; Irish_Thatcherite

I've not heard "thumbin'" used that way. It usually means trying to "hitch" a ride by sticking out your thumb.

A ride in America is to be conveyed. We sometimes call that getting a lift.

In Jolly Old, a lift will convey you, but only vertically. We call them elevators.

Here in the castle, the elevator cars are spherical and move in tubes. The doors open like eyelids.

Weird place.


7,819 posted on 12/15/2005 4:41:32 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite

Yes, I was just saying around here it means "road". Like
kissing the pavement 'cause you fell off your skateboard.


7,820 posted on 12/15/2005 4:41:38 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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