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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: King Prout
Sorry, but I'm not much into tracking gemstones.
I'm a Pisces. My birthstone is aquamarine. That's all I need to know.
7,561
posted on
12/15/2005 1:53:14 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Darksheare
no - they're programmed to do that to you.
7,562
posted on
12/15/2005 1:53:50 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darksheare
Maybe it just likes you, Darks!
7,563
posted on
12/15/2005 1:54:04 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Dead Corpse
7,564
posted on
12/15/2005 1:54:52 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Sheesh...
Actually, I really do own a jacket identical to this one.
7,565
posted on
12/15/2005 1:55:19 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
Great!
And what's with the rolling red eye thingy?
(It has massively peeved the Dust Bunnies.. And fumigating the Dust Bunnies.. Let's just say I am now being held hostage in the central vent duct bypass center..)
7,566
posted on
12/15/2005 1:56:16 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Darksheare
the mine with the rolling red eye is dancing on your melon?
um.
that's bad.
7,567
posted on
12/15/2005 1:57:12 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Dead Corpse
Do you "go commando" while wearing it?
7,568
posted on
12/15/2005 1:58:02 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Darkchylde
I have quite a bit of hematite jewelry. It must be more common in the west.
7,569
posted on
12/15/2005 1:58:53 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
7,570
posted on
12/15/2005 2:00:07 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Darksheare; King Prout
Mines don't fumigate, do they?
It might be the empty cannister of aerosol disinfectant.
If the red eyeball doesn't track you as you move around the room, it is safe to pick up the cannister and put it in the recycling bin.
7,571
posted on
12/15/2005 2:00:41 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Darkchylde
7,572
posted on
12/15/2005 2:00:56 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Awwww. Look at the weensy, little head.....on those shoulders!
ROFLMAO!
Were you married at the time?
7,573
posted on
12/15/2005 2:02:03 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Darkchylde
"...Still, I'll
accept your reasoning for my presence."
Good! I wouldn't want to have to use my height as a weapon...;o]
7,574
posted on
12/15/2005 2:03:02 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: King Prout
Yes.
And it is whistling some tune, off key.
AND I'm being held captive by dust bunnies.
7,575
posted on
12/15/2005 2:03:27 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: King Prout
Ooooohhh! That is VERY pretty!
7,576
posted on
12/15/2005 2:03:49 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare
Here's a dust mop and something labeled as "spray".
7,577
posted on
12/15/2005 2:04:29 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout
I'm kinda held captive at the moment, and the dust bvunnies didn't like the disinfectant much.
The red eyeball thingy minebot is walking all over my skullnoggin, and it tickles.
7,578
posted on
12/15/2005 2:04:46 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"Iiiii.... Ssseeeee... Youuuuuu"
7,579
posted on
12/15/2005 2:04:50 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face
Must be, dieamonds (must be my subconscious hatred
for them) are the biggest thing in most stores around here.
7,580
posted on
12/15/2005 2:05:07 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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